SIR_VTEC Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Velo: that's truely an epic picture lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted March 20, 2010 Author Share Posted March 20, 2010 haha win. velo looks like your safe haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 So I think I got raped..somehow. Was smashing aforementioned whore in the wee hours of the morning when I told her I needed to pull out -- She was having none of it. Not only did she hook her legs around me (and believe when I say that even as small as she is..she has legs like VICEGRIPS) but the bitch choked me right as I was about to blow. I damn near passed the hell out, which would've been bad for her..don't think she could have moved me. Needless to say..I need to pilfer through her purse or satchel or what the hell ever she calls her bag and find her birth control. Gotta' spike her breakfast with it. LOL. This is always a fear of mine for banging a chick. Velo: that's truely an epic picture lol haha win. velo looks like your safe haha I guess I sorta know my limits now haha. Just gotta make sure it's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Hey Icey, I found the perfect t-shirt for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lceah Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 haha that's an awesome shirt! I want!! I like the gif too...I just saw it since I couldn't see it at work...... rather have the real thing in the shower though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Safe to say.. We ordered waffle house. And I "picked it up." Don't think she's noticed she's down a B/C pill yet but.. Whatever. HAD TO BE DUN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Safe to say.. We ordered waffle house. And I "picked it up." Don't think she's noticed she's down a B/C pill yet but.. Whatever. HAD TO BE DUN. Slipping her a B/C dont do crap if she wasn't on them for like a week or so. What you wanted to give her was the "morning after" pill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 She's here all weekend and part of next week... at the very least it's worth a shot. Quite a few are missing, so I'm THINKING she's been on them like she's supposed to. If anything I'll just push her down some stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmgogo Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Ah yes, the Falcon Punch is NEVER ruled out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted March 21, 2010 Author Share Posted March 21, 2010 falcon punch is always win win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTiS Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 looks like everyone is doing well lol. ben didnt you have a girl who was prego?? i may be getting my internet back within a month so ill be able to log on and see what hf is up too. life for me still is crapty lol. no job, no car. was gonna be goin back to school for mechanics but went to doc about my hip and apparently its collapsed . he told me i need to stick to desk jobs...joy. so whats everyone else been up too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 looks like everyone is doing well lol. ben didnt you have a girl who was prego?? i may be getting my internet back within a month so ill be able to log on and see what hf is up too. life for me still is crapty lol. no job, no car. was gonna be goin back to school for mechanics but went to doc about my hip and apparently its collapsed . he told me i need to stick to desk jobs...joy. so whats everyone else been up too? Didn't end well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTiS Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Didn't end well. i see. so when is the non existant car fund becoming active again?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 No idea truthfully. I've been considering moving into a cheaper place so I can drop every dime I get into a nest egg in case I need to buy another car..repair what I have, or decide to finally pull that construction loan I've always thought about and have my uncle (who has a GC license) build me a house on a peice of property. Where I'm living now, there isn't much money left at all, and my truck drinks or eats what's left after bills have been paid. As it stands now, if something were to happen I'd be screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted March 21, 2010 Author Share Posted March 21, 2010 No idea truthfully. I've been considering moving into a cheaper place so I can drop every dime I get into a nest egg in case I need to buy another car..repair what I have, or decide to finally pull that construction loan I've always thought about and have my uncle (who has a GC license) build me a house on a peice of property. Where I'm living now, there isn't much money left at all, and my truck drinks or eats what's left after bills have been paid. As it stands now, if something were to happen I'd be screwed. i think that goes for us all lol. well most of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 So I'm thinking I know why David Carradine died from asphyxiation in the bedroom.. I've done it twice..last night and the night before (which was involuntary, last night wasn't) and that's the most mindblowing motherfracking thing EVER. She thought it was hilarious, seeing me damn near spazz out and actually pass out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sapphyre Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 So I'm thinking I know why David Carradine died from asphyxiation in the bedroom.. I've done it twice..last night and the night before (which was involuntary, last night wasn't) and that's the most mindblowing motherfracking thing EVER. She thought it was hilarious, seeing me damn near spazz out and actually pass out. mmm.... asphyxiation. but there's only one person i trust to do it properly and not kill me in the process. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 It's..better than sliced bread. Hopefully I can still get off without it LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelSolSweetie Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Safe to say.. We ordered waffle house. And I "picked it up." Don't think she's noticed she's down a B/C pill yet but.. Whatever. HAD TO BE DUN. yah unless you gave her an entire month it isnt supposed to help anything its a very low dose to be taken over a long time.. one extra in a day wont hurt.. you can miss one and take double the next day and its fine plan b pill next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 As I said.. Not sure she's even quit taking them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lceah Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 ^I hope she has been taking it right... Plan B is easy to get now...pharmacy will give it to you for $40-$50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelSolSweetie Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 Interview with BMW tomorrow and an interview with an automation company wed. yay for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 NIGHT IS RUINED. Was in the middle of undressing for a shower when I felt something crawling on me. QUICKLY brushed my back off only to find a goddamn TICK. Blood sucking little communist bastards. I won't sleep right all NIGHT. I HATE TICKS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeryon Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 ^ Be glad you have short hair. It is almost tick season in OH and you will NEVER forget the first time you wake up to feeling one crawling across your scalp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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