Sapphyre

i srsly think the neighbours deliberately play shitty music to piss me off on sundays b/c the office isn't open warn them.

Well... I WAS going to try & clean the bathroom, but it appears there's a cricket living in our faucet. & I'm in considerably more pain b/c of it. frack you cricket. frack you.

I can't believe I'm actually watching a movie with Miley Cyrus in it. I must really be ill.

thank god I've never been a heroin addict. I'd probably fail miserably at it. Apparently i have tough veins.

dammit pinterest.. why do you have to be updating when I need to pull a recipe from one of my pinboards?! gaaaaah!

father time, can you make the next 2 hrs go by quicker pls? I'm ready to go home & get the weekend started. Its been a pretty shit week.

goddammit. I put on secretariat to distract myself from how shitty I feel & 5 min into it, I'm already bawling my eyes out.

... and its back to the dr for the 3rd time this week. so sick of all of this.

"Florida and Kentucky are the first states that will require drug testing when applying for welfare, effective July 1st. Some people are crying this is unconstitutional. How is this unconstitutional? It's OK to drug test people who work for their money but not those who don't? Re-post this if you'd like to see this done in all 50 states."

why can't I have friends who are med students or residents?! I don't think the RN this morning quite knew what to diagnose me with. But the pain killers aren't making a difference.

Now liverpool?! really?! wtf.

finally managed to get in at my GP's office. Its not my dr but hopefully they can help.

On day 4 of the raging headache, body aches & nausea. am I allowed to start crying now?

question. is it perfect normal to "scratch & sniff" or sniff after a "pinch & roll"? I say no. He says yes. WTF?

Ooh! Bridezillas marathon! Why are the girls on this show always the ugliest bitches? Srsly, I haven't seen a single pretty bride on it.

(repost via Brain Whited) I was raised in NORTH CAROLINA, where flip flops come out in February, everyone pulls over to let a funeral procession pass, we don't have fire flies -we have "lightnin' bugs","taters" are mandatory, "y'all" is a proper noun, chicken is fried, biscuits come with gravy, sweet tea is the house wine, and you never, ever disrespect your elders. Repost if y'all were raised in NORTH CAROLINA!!

I am so sick & tired of this shitty apartment. Wake up this morning to the downstairs neighbor breaking down the door because our utility room's flooded. Why? No freakin clue. But we haven't touched anything in there. & I swear to god, I'll have their asses if anything is damaged. frack Laurel Springs. I'm so ready to move into a different place. NEVER renting from pegasus again

okay... Bridesmaids = biggest waste of time, POS movie I've seen in a while. I laughed maybe 4 times. It's *almost* as bad as Cloverfield... maybe even worse.

Why does everyone have to be at blue ridge cinema?! I just want to see bridesmaids...

frack you facebook. STOP logging me into chat. there is no one i wish to chat with and if there was, then I would log myself in! god dammit, I'm so fracking sick of this shit.

vote! should we go see bridesmaids, thor, hangover II, or x-men: first class tonight?

I would really like to know what the frack is wrong with me atm. this pain is getting ridiculous. I can't get comfortable sitting or laying in any position.

THIS is what burlesque should look like. Nice try Xtina & Cher but this is beautiful & empowering. http://bit.ly/pUSso7 @GetGlue

99% on the written final & 5.55 in the speed test (12 drinks in 6 minutes). Woulda been faster but I feel so much like hell that I'm doped up on vicodin & can't think properly. At least that's all over and done with now.

Maybe. Possibly... Getting 3rd row kesha tickets? I need ppl to go with me. Asking $120 for all three tix.