s_adbell Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 texts from last night some examples: (832): I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit (303): I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex (323): i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car. (818): she hot? (323): i don't wanna talk about it (914): ? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum? (773): jesus mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_adbell Posted April 29, 2009 Author Share Posted April 29, 2009 im to believe its texts that people have sent and received and then post online, wether or not thats true, i dont know, still funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelSolSweetie Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 (313): I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy(1-313): You shut your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 This site is very FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIR_VTEC Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 (810): This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle Labels: (810) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnoossss Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 that site is pretty cool. It had my tech teacher laughin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_adbell Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 (415): I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity. (432): So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler? (207): You need to stop watching Twilight. (703): party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come. (603): Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet? (1-603): No...more like a life jacket. (323): Would you feel weird if I asked out ___? (310): You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend? (323): So...no?` (248): Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be frackin sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLontheDL Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I just received a txt: They said a black man will become president when pigs fly. 100 days into office....swine flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kegger Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I can't breathe, LMFAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_adbell Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 (650): sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter. (415): we had. (650): well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again. (601): Are you drinking alone? (662): no, i'm watching house (601): That doesn't count. (662): wtf, then i'm always alone (925): Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen? (1-925): Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through (405): I'm drunk (615): Is that why you're texting me (405): Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_adbell Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 you have poor taste in humor dates off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 you have poor taste in humor dates off Noooo! Gimme a break, we aren't always going to agree on things. Where do you live anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_adbell Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 its not a matter of always agreeing, its realizing that i am always right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shanebot90 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 ^ she's right, and bacon is definitely awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 its not a matter of always agreeing, its realizing that i am always right. It's not realizing you're always right, it's making you believe you are always right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_adbell Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 no, i am always right, its a gift and a curse. edit: i almost thought i was wrong once, but then i remembered i am always right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 no, i am always right, its a gift and a curse. edit: i almost thought i was wrong once, but then i remembered i am always right. Hmph, you don't scare me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_adbell Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 im not a scary individual, hard to be when you're only 5'4" but i'm still right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kegger Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 (832): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 im not a scary individual, hard to be when you're only 5'4" but i'm still right. That's cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrIaN EG2 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 (313): I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support (508): So how was he last night? (617): Five-minute foot-long. (804): So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets. (712): She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow... (406): So, how was the dinner (1-406): Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lceah Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 LOOOOL Allison, you are awesome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 haha whole thread made me lol -give another chance for date ...i mean come on, we have swine flu going around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTiS Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 (310): dude i need help, im throwing up blood. (323): no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up. (310): oh, so thats why my junks red. (323): wow. cant help you there... (954): the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex. 859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever (917): last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks (917): this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed (917): he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF? (718): messed up. what color are the wings? (727): im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night (303): lol who won (727): well im in the hospital right now so u tell me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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