sup Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Gadel and President Barack Hussain Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league. “We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl.” said Obama “We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times.” Obama’s plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. “The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well.” Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL. The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussain Obama’s plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL’s less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, “In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan.” “My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league.” Obama assures. That’s over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. “The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can’t seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title.” Obama promises. “We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league.” The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler’s division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler’s two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper. All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussain Obama has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream. Barack Hussain Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for “Hope and Change.” Obama provides hope to NFL teams. Steelers must now share their wealth and fruits of their success and hard work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIR_VTEC Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 this is definately not going to happen, although they got to six before my cowboys did, they did work hard for those tropies...so they cant really just say hey we dont want these/ want to donate them to the crappy teams in the league....seems ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Hahahaha this has got to be a joke. Why the hell would Obama give a crap who has more trophies? I'm not a Steelers fan, but they obviously earned them. The Lions and other teams who haven't gotten one just suck. One day my Eagles will and if they win 8 more in my lifetime, I'd be damned if they gave them to crappier teams. *edit: Let's get a source on this information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotron5000 Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 This is a jab at Obama's 'socialism' The teams are companies or individuals while the trophies represent money. It's not meant to be taken literally. This was written up by someone who obviously doesn't share Obama's supposed Robin Hood ideals. Type in 'Obama socialist' in google images and you'll see what this is about, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 How f*cking gay is that. Other people worked hard in the presidential campaign but he won, so let's give out a portion of his term to mccain and to huckabee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeryon Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 Lame: the thread as a whole. Not the topic or OP, but the fact that more political crap is being distributed. Instead of doing something constructive the people that write this stuff come up with the dumbest stories ever conceived. To top it off, such a ridiculous farce of a story actually had several people here believing in it is downright depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelSolSweetie Posted March 23, 2009 Share Posted March 23, 2009 It's like the president going to Micheal Phelps and saying, "because you kicked everyone's arse so bad at the Olympics, and the other athletes are bitching about it, we're just gonna give your medals to them, you can keep a couple, we just wanna be fair." did he ever get in trouble for gettin caught smoking weed? that was at my college btw lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelSolSweetie Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 yah my college got known because phelps smoked pot there makes my classmates look smart lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dohc1991integra Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Other people worked hard in the presidential campaign but he won, so let's give out a portion of his term to mccain and to huckabee. this would be a crazy place if that happened! ...oh wait? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLontheDL Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 Dude! This has got to be a joke.. I know obama is into sports and all but.. oh wait!! early april fools joke?!? :sad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnoossss Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i hate the steelers but they deserved their trophys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelSolSweetie Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i would feel even worse if i lost every game and no chance at the super bowl and then someone offered someone elses trophy to make me feel better cause i was a loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLontheDL Posted March 24, 2009 Share Posted March 24, 2009 i would feel even worse if i lost every game and no chance at the super bowl and then someone offered someone elses trophy to make me feel better cause i was a loser imagine the amt of money from the offers for the trophy - HELLO PORSCHE 911 TURBO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrIaN EG2 Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 i hate the steelers but they deserved their trophys. and the steelers hate you :rant: STILLERS FTMFW!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..SSR.. Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 bwahaha, thats hilarious. Once bucking ofama see's it though, he'll probably attempt to actually do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnoossss Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 and the steelers hate you :rant: STILLERS FTMFW!!!!!!!!! lol dats fine with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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