lceah Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lceah Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 Why do women get married in white? So they match the kitchen appliances! I like all jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airjordan223 Posted August 4, 2009 Share Posted August 4, 2009 why do women never need to wear a watch? because theres a clock above the stove in the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lceah Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Why should a 16 years old boy in West Virginia be given a new car and a new girl friend when he gets his driver's license? So that he will leave the mule alone! Cash for Clunkers NEWS: A man surprises everyone when he trades in his Dodge Ram (12 mpg) for a Hyundai Accent (much higher miles). When he gets home, his wife asks, "How are you gonna carry dead deer home now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
true-bluecb7 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Someone say a really bad pickup line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lceah Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 This pick up line was used on me: "Hey, I see you everyday and don't know you but I had a dream about you last night: We were on a roller coaster and at the top of a hill, we were banging and were loud!" college days...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
true-bluecb7 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 off topic: last night, my close friend was telling me some chick from the uk friend requested him asking if he drove "that black Honda" I was like WTF. I drive a Honda and it's often confused as a black car. I LOL'd so hard and friend requested the chick saying "Bitch, I drive that Honda." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIR_VTEC Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 funniest pick up like... Hey girl, wanna get some pizza and F*ck? Her typical response is "No" then you say... What?! you dont like Pizza? Its funny because it actually worked for a friend of mine, and its his current g/f for 3 years now lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted August 7, 2009 Author Share Posted August 7, 2009 is she easy? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelSolSweetie Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Why should a 16 years old boy in West Virginia be given a new car and a new girl friend when he gets his driver's license? So that he will leave the mule alone! yah also off topic but: a guy got arrested in another part of SC for repeadtly having sex with this ladies horse he had already got caught for it once but got out and she noticed hay bails were being stacked up again but didnt think the same guy could really be dumb enough to do it again.. so she sent up video camaras and sure enough.. same guy.. hes in jail again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lceah Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 ^LOL that guy should have learned his lesson lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelSolSweetie Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 yah.. you would think of course our governor also takes week long trips to argentina to bang his gf (hes married) and my college makes olympic stars smoke pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airjordan223 Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 THAT WAS YOUZ? ^ and that definitely wasnt his first time. have you ever seen him talk? AH DERRRR DER DA DDIR SWIM DER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelSolSweetie Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 i wasnt at the party but i did get pissed off when driving past the engineering building there were like 12090 people outside and i was like WTF i just wanna park.. come to find out later hes friends with one of the guys.. then the next day i find out from an electrical engineer friend that he was at a party smoking and drinking.. and then its in the paper i wasnt one of the ones fighting to get his autograph.. but yes.. that was my school football team may suck may not be the best college but they can have some awesome parties and get olympic stars high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 what do you call cheese that isnt yours? NA-CHO CHEESE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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