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it's kind of hard not to know about it when one of my friends thinks she's still 10 years old and practically stalks miley, the cast of highschool musical & hanson. (the girl's already seen hanson in concert 3 times in the past year!)

 

 

in England you can legally sleep with whoever you want at 16. However, you cannot be involved in the sex industry until you're over 18. Thats why at 15 & 16 I could get away with dating guys who were 4+ years older than me and no one batted an eyelid. I found it much harder to do when I came back to the states though.

 

 

wow. that sounds like an odd friend you have :crazy:

 

that's crazy, and i'm sure it was an adjustment. so many culture shocks when you travel for sure I can say firsthand :thumbsup:

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in England you can legally sleep with whoever you want at 16. However, you cannot be involved in the sex industry until you're over 18.

Oh yeah, that's the other crazy thing. Let's say there's two 16 year olds that have sex on a regular basis. But if one of them has a nude photo of the other, that's illegal porn.

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Oh yeah, that's the other crazy thing. Let's say there's two 16 year olds that have sex on a regular basis. But if one of them has a nude photo of the other, that's illegal porn.

haha i love it.

 

The funniest thing about it being legal at 16 in the uk, is that technically you can have sex, you just gotta do it with your eyes closed!

 

there are so many random laws! lmfao this probably takes the cake though!

oral sex is technically a felony in VA :devil:

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crazy laws regarding sex- (most of these are heavily outdated and have been repealed)

 

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

 

Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.

 

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)

 

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

 

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

 

Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

 

It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

 

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

 

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property.

 

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

 

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

 

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

 

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

 

Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

 

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

 

An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". The following important amendment however is to be considered here: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses."

 

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

 

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

 

In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be confused with the myth about "rule of thumb"'s origin -psl]

 

In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

 

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

 

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

 

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!

 

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.)

 

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

 

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

 

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

 

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

 

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

 

(The following was received from Patrick Clark unterhund@mailcity.com

a resident of Utah: "Unfortunately, your page on weird USA sex laws ( http://www.bertc.com/sexlaws.htm ) has some errors. Utah law does not consider masturbation to be sodomy. Specifically, Utah Code section 76-5-403 ( http://www.le.state.ut.us/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_05048.htm ) defines sodomy to include the mouth or anus of one person, and the genitals of another. Near as I can tell by reading the law, both are guilty of the misdemeanor, unless it's without consent. Then it's a felony for the aggressor. I can't find anything making private masturbation illegal. In public, on the other hand . . .

 

Also, "polygamy" is actually "bigamy" in Utah law (section 76-7-101 at http://www.le.state.ut.us/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_09002.htm), and it's a felony. Of course, adultery and fornication are both illegal, but there's no mention of position in the Utah Code anywhere.

 

Finally, regarding sex with animals, it's not "sodomy," true. It's "bestiality," which is a misdemeanor (section 76-9-301.8 at http://www.le.state.ut.us/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_0B015.htm). If done for pay--in fact, if any of the legal or illegal things listed above (aside from bigamy) are done in public--it's lewdness or sexual battery, depending on how willing any other person involved might be (section 76-9-70 at http://www.le.state.ut.us/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_0B037.htm).

 

Yes, it's anal of me to call this to your attention. I'm a picky sort, especially when my state's already, um, interesting reputation is unfairly attacked.')

 

In Ventura County, California cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.

 

The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

 

In Willowdale, Oregon no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

 

In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night).

 

And in a similar manner:

 

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

 

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during theexamination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

 

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

 

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

 

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.!! The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

 

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

 

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

 

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough Problem that they had to pass this law?)

 

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

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