wannaBstuntin Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I'm writing a computer program which will go through a series of questions with the user to determine if the user's car is considered rice. It will work similar to a poll (yes/no), in that the user answers a number of questions, which all determine "how" ricey the car is at the end (say maybe a scale of 0-10 with a comment for each level). The first question will obviously be "Is your car completely stock?" If the answer is yes, the program will stop there with a rating of 0. If the answer is no, then more questions will be asked. I'd appreciate it if you guys could give me some questions to ask, or even ratings to give (humor welcomed). The more the better. Thanks guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compuvision02 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Rice = Billy. -- Here are a few... 01. Does your vehicle have clear taillights? 02. Do you enjoy the look of neon light bars? 03. Do your neon light bars pulse to your music? 04. Does your sound system add up to more weight then your cars stock horsepower numbers? 05. Does the "fw" in "fwhp" stand for fly wheel? 06. Do decals make or break your cars look? 07. Does your spoiler double as a sporting event seat? 08. Do you live by "if it ain't a Type-R then it ain't a tight car"? 09. Did you attempt to make your automatic shifter look life a manual? 10. Do you refer to nitrous as "NAWZZZZ!"? 11. CO2 purges are great, because you get all the show and none of the go! Right? 12. My exhaust tip diameter is the same as my gapped butthead; 5". 13. Who needs a catback when they make universal mufflers with silencers? 14. I learned everything from The Fast and the Furious, but now I am all about Tokyo Drift style! 15. I fully believe that the car Brian O'Connor drove in 2 Fast 2 Furious is a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution. 16. My car wouldn't be hot without my body kit. 17. Chicks dig me, because my doors open like a Lamborghini. 18. I still listen to Ja Rule - Furious when I cruise the town. 19. I tried overnighting parts from Japan. 20. Do you have aftermarket wheels on a stock ride height vehicle? (*cough Billy cough*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Haha, that's exactly the kinda stuff I'm looking for, thanks comp! I especially like #7 Any other ideas guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick B. Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Definition of R.I.C.E Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements. (R.I.C.E.) Parts put on cars to make them look fast, when they have no internal tuning, and are actually slow as hell. Parts usually consist of excessivley angular bodykits, large rear spoilers, neon, sponsor stickers, chrome rims, fake "coffee can" exhaust tips, and loud, annoying paint jobs and/or vinyls. Sometimes parts are do-it-yourself installed and are basically duct taped to the car. Most commonly known for being done to Honda Civics, but can also be done to slow domestic vehicles, such as a Chevy Cavalier, etc. "Yo dog, did you see the Civic that guy was rollin' in? it was so rice." "This guy's got nothin' under the hood, it's just rice. Smoke him." "What a riceboy, I bet he thinks his neons add 50 bhp!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 I know, rick. I've seen that numerous times, but I need questions to ask about a car to determine if its RICE. This still helps... Parts usually consist of excessivley angular bodykits, large rear spoilers, neon, sponsor stickers, chrome rims, fake "coffee can" exhaust tips, and loud, annoying paint jobs and/or vinyls. "Do you have an excessively angular bodykit?" "Do you have a large rear spoiler?" etc... You gots any others though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick B. Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 -knock off parts -5" tachs with no purpose except for show -air/fuel ratio gauges for stock motors as well as oil temp gauges -rims larger than 17" -colored windshield wipers (i know, i had blue ones. they brought out the color of my eyes, nuff said.) -unnecessary scoops, vents -led spray nozzles -the exhaust insert that makes your car sound turbocharged when i think of more, ill post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 when i think of more, ill post kthnx good stuff I got so far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeryon Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 anything that drastically alters the look of a vehicle without altering performance in a positive manner. the only exclusion to this would be professional car show entrants. and no, any vehicle that is a DD will never be a show car worth two craps great example: rim size is larger then engine displacement size: 1.5L vs 18's.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLontheDL Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 04. Does your sound system add up to more weight then your cars stock horsepower numbers? car audio is now considered rice? wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 car audio is now considered rice? wow ehhh.....not exactly..... more in the category of: "Your car isn't a show car, so why do you have that (in/on) it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compuvision02 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 -rims larger than 17" I wouldn't go that far. Depending on what type of car it is. a 19" wheel may fit like a 15" wheel on a 1992-1995 Civic; perfect. car audio is now considered rice? wow The fact that people who modify their cars, but then hurt themselves by adding weight, that is rice to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lceah Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 loops in C++? funny stuff...the wing reminded me of "Your wing could go on a small plane!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 loops in C++? Prolog (Predicate Calculus) - IF -> THEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 sound systems have nothing to do with what u yanks call rice. a sound system is for ur personal enjoyment to make a boring drive that much better, and because stock systems sound like crape. Yanks? I'd say the definition of rice is right there in your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 a sound system is for ur personal enjoyment to make a boring drive that much better, and because stock systems sound like crape. What I meant by that was if it's excessive (show quality), but you don't actually participate in shows. :Points at self: And no, I didn't say that was rice. It's in a different category, but it's still related. btw, I think I'm deaf in my left ear now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 Ok guys, I've picked questions, but now I need any kind of funny ratings you can come up with on a scale of 1-10. Right now it just prints out: "Your car is a level 3 ricer" ...or something along those lines Anything more creative/funny would be greatly appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch92 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 would you like soy for your rice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 would you like soy for your rice? Haha, I think that's gonna be 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compuvision02 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 My idea... LEVEL 01: Your car is stock, not rice, but nothing exciting. LEVEL 02: The Typical Tuner LEVEL 03: Tastefully Done LEVEL 04: Unique LEVEL 05: Whatchamacallit LEVEL 06: You can handle two of the big bottles of NAWZ! LEVEL 07: Uncle Ben's wasn't enough. LEVEL 08: Add some rides and you could start a carnaval with all those colors. LEVEL 09: Dominic Toretto, you claim to have a 10 second car on street tires and are played by an actor who can't drive stick. LEVEL 10: Congratulations! You're car has been chosen for the next "unpimp your auto" Volkswagen commercial! ...something along those lines might work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick B. Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 :stupid: couldnt be better said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VR17 Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 locked.. these kinds of topics suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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