joecollins2 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test... we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: always keep condoms in your car! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90IntegraC1 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 congrats! you scared me for a second...damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIR_VTEC Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Hahah i've heard that same exact story somewhere online before lol...its a good moral haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH6TunerDaniel Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Seen it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRG7 Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Wasn't this posted on this board already... maybe even by joecollins? (or maybe TL?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolLesHonda Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Haha, I would have considered it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catawalks Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Haha, I would have considered it. considered what? Did you get the joke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexyinwhite Posted June 30, 2006 Share Posted June 30, 2006 Damn thats funy as hell lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
civicplaya20 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 I've heard it before but it was a little different. It was the MILF tempting the guy not the lil sis. Either way funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caspers_Civic Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 If they only knew that he wasn't running from her but going to get his condoms. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyH22 Posted July 1, 2006 Share Posted July 1, 2006 thats great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdelsol Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 lmao. that's awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99CiViCSi99 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 LOL damnnn... thats sweet, i would of smashed too. he will jsut have to hit it later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolLesHonda Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Dude, talk about whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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