Xeryon Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 1993 civic lx. Has a d15z1 five speed. po7 ecu. s20 trans. Has 82,000 on motor, 136,000 on trans, and 164,000 on body. Has cold air, short throw, coilovers, 3.5 inch cat back exhaust, header, grant steering wheel, vtec kicks in at 2800 rpms, ek civic hatch seats no rips or tears, tune up just done, motor and trans cleaned and painted, I have 1400 in receipts. Thats not including buying car either. The bad the windows dont roll down, no a/c or power steering, the gauges quit workin and the turn signals dont work needs a relay, surges needs a 5 wire o2 sensor, crack in window, no windshield wiper fluid resovoir, has all lines for a/c power steering and windwshield wiper fluid. The car is a four door. five speed good on gas. I need to sell or trade car. Make offer have money to boot on trade. text or call ### have more recent pics of car The front end is black goin for jdm look. ok, so here is the irony of this CL post for those that missed the humor. This kid swapped the slowest, lowest output motor from his generation physically possible into his 93 sedan (also the heaviest eg too). Proceeded to bolt $1400 worth of crap ebay parts onto it, painted the vc a terrible color and judging by the reflection off the head and trans I am guessing he painted those silver, and has the audacity to call his lazy ass can't be bothered to paint, front end crash repaired, primered panels: the JDM look. I am really tempted to call or text him to laugh at him. Possibly arrange to go look at it in person so I can laugh at him to his face. If I'm felling frisky maybe I'll punch him in the mouth and then laugh at him. Not sure yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 haha wow. ill call him, idc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EK HATCH Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 i want yu guys to be serious my friend has a 97 civic dx si clone but every thing on it is si going from the engine to the interior do you think it is worth 5000$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 miles? pics? i want to go see this dousche. jason, when do you have a day off? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C92hatchX Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 id buy it...swap the motor into a crx hf and straight get 70 mpg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeryon Posted September 1, 2010 Author Share Posted September 1, 2010 the guy pretty much outright says he wants more then 1400 for it. you can get a beat z1 for 100 on cl. why buy the worthless crapcan with 50 things broke to pull out his abused motor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EK HATCH Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 http://yakima.craigslist.org/cto/1892237773.html it on craigslist it has 97000 miles b16a2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeryon Posted September 1, 2010 Author Share Posted September 1, 2010 No problem helping you, but you really should create a new thread for what you are asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 ok, so here is the irony of this CL post for those that missed the humor. This kid swapped the slowest, lowest output motor from his generation physically possible into his 93 sedan (also the heaviest eg too). Proceeded to bolt $1400 worth of crap ebay parts onto it, painted the vc a terrible color and judging by the reflection off the head and trans I am guessing he painted those silver, and has the audacity to call his lazy ass can't be bothered to paint, front end crash repaired, primered panels: the JDM look. I am really tempted to call or text him to laugh at him. Possibly arrange to go look at it in person so I can laugh at him to his face. If I'm felling frisky maybe I'll punch him in the mouth and then laugh at him. Not sure yet. That is straight retarded, maybe he's slow in the head? Why any man would want to modify a chick car anyway is the real question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C92hatchX Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 ^^ lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 i would run from that car. or offer 4000-4300 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolMusic Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 id buy it...swap the motor into a crx hf and straight get 70 mpg! of course you'd buy it, you'd buy fking anything. Saying that, you've probably already owned it 3 times over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMiAM92O Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 ok, so here is the irony of this CL post for those that missed the humor. This kid swapped the slowest, lowest output motor from his generation physically possible into his 93 sedan (also the heaviest eg too). Proceeded to bolt $1400 worth of crap ebay parts onto it, painted the vc a terrible color and judging by the reflection off the head and trans I am guessing he painted those silver, and has the audacity to call his lazy ass can't be bothered to paint, front end crash repaired, primered panels: the JDM look. I am really tempted to call or text him to laugh at him. Possibly arrange to go look at it in person so I can laugh at him to his face. If I'm felling frisky maybe I'll punch him in the mouth and then laugh at him. Not sure yet. LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMiAM92O Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 Why civic owners get no respect yep, thats why sloppy from the inside out Stevotron5000 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevotron5000 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 The forum has been hijacked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamEj6 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 http://yakima.craigslist.org/cto/1892237773.html it on craigslist it has 97000 miles b16a2 fvck that. salvage title its worth maybe $3k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EK HATCH Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 fvck that. salvage title its worth maybe $3k. it was do to theft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamEj6 Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 still salvage. if you want it, then get it. i wouldnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeryon Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 That is straight retarded, maybe he's slow in the head? Why any man would want to modify a chick car anyway is the real question. Since when is a sedan a chick car you douche? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 (edited) Since when is a sedan a chick car you douche? Since they gave Civics four doors *hint* obviously I meant the fact that's it's a civic since I, in fact, have a sedan penisbreath. Edited September 2, 2010 by Velocifero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeryon Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 (edited) Thank you Captain Obvious for your play by play description of the joke you made. That made it considerably more funny. You know, working with you would be a riot. I am an amazingly sarcastic ass hole irl, of which you seem to pretty much be as well. Anyone trying to hold a real conversation in our presence would have a hell of a time differentiating between the real and the staged. Edited September 2, 2010 by Xeryon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 it would be teh funnies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velocifero Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Thank you Captain Obvious for your play by play description of the joke you made. That made it considerably more funny. You know, working with you would be a riot. I am an amazingly sarcastic ass hole irl, of which you seem to pretty much be as well. Anyone trying to hold a real conversation in our presence would have a hell of a time differentiating between the real and the staged. Haha. I have a friend on another forum who I talk to on on aim or the phone sometimes (no homo) and he's worse than me and sometimes it's hard to keep up with his assholishness and keep a cool head. It's all in good fun. My ways usually get laughs IRL. I usually say what most people only think. Sometimes it goes well, other times not lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeryon Posted September 2, 2010 Author Share Posted September 2, 2010 At the office I am most excellent at making waves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeedDemon Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 cannonball bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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