Rick B. Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support f or all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America. It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guythatknowsnothing Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 wow that is pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compuvision02 Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Haha, awesomeness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH6TunerDaniel Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 Sweet, Im down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kegger Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 You'll find me posted out front. Drinking a case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted June 25, 2007 Share Posted June 25, 2007 I SWEAR I've seen this thread here before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 durka durka durka jihad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lceah Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 ROFL... whoever wrote this is tooo new to the muslim world! Muslim men (well, most of them) can have up to exactly 40 wives...no more! just 40! so it's not just ONE wife they have to be loyal to...40 wives it is!!!! hahaha the 40 wives thing must have been the idea of a man...but he just forgot all the nagging he would have to deal with! 40 wives nagging at him...he would commit suicide!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 good gawd a pms moment EVERY week for 40 weeks. i'd..hang myself. yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRG7 Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 good gawd a pms moment EVERY week for 40 weeks. i'd..hang myself. yes. Not if the women live together or spend a lot of time together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 then they'd plot against you and your downfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TS John Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 No, then they'd menstrate (sp?) together. Science. I remember the muslim guys I met in France were loving the French beaches for the topless sunbathers. Don't recall them committing suicide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick B. Posted June 26, 2007 Author Share Posted June 26, 2007 ugh, the OP was supposed to be a joke. I dont think i could handle 40 women on their period all at once. that would be hell, especially if they were all sharing the same space. f*ck that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Just the sheer amount of estrogen concentrated into one area from 40 menstruating women is enough to make even the GAYEST man want to kill himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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