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Rick B.

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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

 

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any

woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM, Eastern Time, all American women are asked to

walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any

neighborhood terrorists.

 

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this

anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn

chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to

demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife

and to show support f or all American women. Since Islam also does not

approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your

anti-Muslim sentiment.

 

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out

terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist

activity.

 

God bless America.

 

It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. 8)

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"As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any

woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does."

 

lol.

I take it their religion was MADE up by a women then, no man in his right mind would surely make up a rule like that. oh yeah, i forgot, all people that do religion aren't in their right mind. their all delusional bastards who believe nothing but a pack of 2000 year old lies, and then go and f*ck the whole world up with them.

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ROFL...

 

whoever wrote this is tooo new to the muslim world! Muslim men (well, most of them) can have up to exactly 40 wives...no more! just 40!

 

so it's not just ONE wife they have to be loyal to...40 wives it is!!!! hahaha

 

the 40 wives thing must have been the idea of a man...but he just forgot all the nagging he would have to deal with! 40 wives nagging at him...he would commit suicide!!!

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good gawd

 

a pms moment EVERY week for 40 weeks.

 

i'd..hang myself. yes.

 

Not if the women live together or spend a lot of time together :p

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No, then they'd menstrate (sp?) together. Science.

 

I remember the muslim guys I met in France were loving the French beaches for the topless sunbathers. Don't recall them committing suicide...

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ugh, the OP was supposed to be a joke. I dont think i could handle 40 women on their period all at once. that would be hell, especially if they were all sharing the same space. f*ck that.

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Just the sheer amount of estrogen concentrated into one area from 40 menstruating women is enough to make even the GAYEST man want to kill himself.

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