Dragongyrl18 Posted May 19, 2003 Share Posted May 19, 2003 Thought this would be funny. Stole it from another forum. Copy it and past it if you can. http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_27.jpg http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_40.jpg http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_11.jpg http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_12.jpg http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_23.jpg http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_39.jpg _________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dragongyrl18 Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 hey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragongyrl18 Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 Some more: This is for you ppl who like to speed: http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_10.jpg This is a prick for real: http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_30.jpg You know we are in trouble when this happens: http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_32.jpg This is for all of you who want tattos: http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_28.jpg I wouldn't hook up with this chick(check out what she did to her ex-b/f car!): http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_26.jpg I like the name of this A/C companies: http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_14.jpg I don't want to know what this little kid did with the dog: http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_15.jpg Is this why we didn't get any gifts: http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_20.jpg This one is for Mark: http://www.zetarocks.com/timages/photo/WZT...-FM_5741_17.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragongyrl18 Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 Since I'm not going to say this as a racist joke I changed it a bit. three guys are in the Desert in Arizona driving a BENZ(hahaha) the benz breaks down, so the three guys are each going to go their way see which one survives, each guy get's a part of the car to help themselves. guy 1 takes the car's radiator, guy 2 takes the drivers door, guy 3 takes the roof of the car. Before they all leave they sit down and ask each other why did each get their parts. Guy 1 says well I chosed the radiator, so if I get thristy i could take a drink Guy 3 says i picked the roof so when the sun its out i could cover myself Guy 2 says well I chosed the door, so that when it gets hot I could put the window down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragongyrl18 Posted May 20, 2003 Author Share Posted May 20, 2003 This a somewhat funny joke if you get it. "Mommy has a garden and headlights, Daddy has a snake...and one day, my little brother walked into their room and said "Mommy, Mommy turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is in your garden!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optional187 Posted May 21, 2003 Share Posted May 21, 2003 This a somewhat funny joke if you get it. "Mommy has a garden and headlights, Daddy has a snake...and one day, my little brother walked into their room and said "Mommy, Mommy turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is in your garden!!" i...umm...don't get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragongyrl18 Posted May 21, 2003 Author Share Posted May 21, 2003 how can you not get it??? if you think the sick way you'll know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optional187 Posted May 22, 2003 Share Posted May 22, 2003 how can you not get it??? if you think the sick way you'll know. i was being sarcastic...hehe. i got it...its pretty elementary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragongyrl18 Posted May 23, 2003 Author Share Posted May 23, 2003 good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImportGirl82 Posted May 24, 2003 Share Posted May 24, 2003 nice pics got anymore.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLontheDL Posted May 27, 2003 Share Posted May 27, 2003 i like this one! i wish i was a pro at photoshop :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecollins2 Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 IT GETS NO FUNNIER THAN THAT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Addict Posted June 24, 2003 Share Posted June 24, 2003 Set as wallpaper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragongyrl18 Posted June 24, 2003 Author Share Posted June 24, 2003 Those are funny. I don't know why I didnt see them earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecollins2 Posted June 25, 2003 Share Posted June 25, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragongyrl18 Posted June 25, 2003 Author Share Posted June 25, 2003 those are all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 my all time favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optional187 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 oh hell yeah! triumph - the insult comic dog - is the funniest damn thing to come off conan o'brien. that show is hilarious man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VR17 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 wow thanks!! im gonna print this one out and post it on some cars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecollins2 Posted June 26, 2003 Share Posted June 26, 2003 I know we all used to have some back in the day. I'm glad I found this again cause most people do park lke cock-suckers!!! Although one thing I've learned is if you drive a car that you care about don't park way out like most people do with nice cars. It's more likely to get hit by people not paying attention, shopping carts, whatever's out there loose will find it's way to your car. Mine had so many scratches on it it pissed me off so bad! Instead of getting it repainted AGAIN, I just had a couple coats of pearl put over it. That gets expensive though. ANYWAYS, BACK ON TOPIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragongyrl18 Posted June 26, 2003 Author Share Posted June 26, 2003 aighty then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecollins2 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 This a somewhat funny joke if you get it. "Mommy has a garden and headlights, Daddy has a snake...and one day, my little brother walked into their room and said "Mommy, Mommy turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is in your garden!!" You gotta post the whole joke where each oe is in the shower, and he asks what that is, you know. Then it'll make more sense to people. Cause that just cut right to the punchline. Awww screw it, it's dead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecollins2 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 THE OFFICIAL BLONDES SEX QUIZ TRUE or FALSE? 1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback. 2. "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. 3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. 4. The G-string is part of a violin. 5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly. 6. Testicles are found on an octopus. 7. Foetus is a character in "Gunsmoke". 8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. 9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. 10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. 11. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass. 12. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origins. 13. Douche is the Italian word for twelve. 14. An enema is someone who is not your friend. 15. Scrotum is a small moon orbiting Uranus. 16. Climax is a weather balloon. 17. Condom is a small apartment complex. 18. Menopause is a button on the VHS remote control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecollins2 Posted June 27, 2003 Share Posted June 27, 2003 MEN & WOMEN : THE DIFFERENCES NICKNAMES:If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. DINING OUT: And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in $20 bills, even though it's only for $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators. BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. GROCERIES: A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10-items-or-less lane. SHOES: When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag from Saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day. CATS: Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats. DRESSING UP: A woman will dress up to: Go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up for: weddings, funerals. LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about eight years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth perpetuated by re-runs of old episodes of "Love, American Style." OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. SO TRUE! SO TRUE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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