HONDA_SUCKS Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Hello Friends. I have a domestic car, but have lots of friends with imports. One of my domestic friends made a poem, I think it's pretty funny. Before you start name calling, make a poem to get back at me. This poem is told from your point of view. T'was the night before Rice War'z and caught at the light, was a big bad Ford Cobra and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, with my cute little motor, To beat this bad Cobra with it's jumbo sized blower, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Cobra erupts in blue tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzen, These are the names of my four VTEC Pistons, Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action, But I know I'm in trouble when that Cobra gets Traction, Slamming into second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by the big Dragster wing, I now hear the roar, of that 'Charged' monster gaining, And all I can do is keep my four-banger straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool , like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says with a wink, "You probably won't ever in that Fart-Canned thing" I smiled and revved, he pulled out of sight...... With my new stickers tomorrow, there'll be another night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vtec28412 Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 how gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HONDA_SUCKS Posted December 23, 2004 Author Share Posted December 23, 2004 It's all for craps and giggles man, Hondas are cool. Especially in the winter. I may get one some day just to mod the fawk out of it and take on another Cobra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyH22 Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 i thought it was tight... and i'm glad you got VTEC right.. alot of guys on here still get it wrong. i have raced 2 cobras a '97 and a '99 and beat them both 3+ times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vtec28412 Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Especially in the winter. why especially in the winter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..SSR.. Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 That was funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyH22 Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 why especially in the winter? if he lives somewhere it snows, rwd cars suck in the snow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optional187 Posted December 25, 2004 Share Posted December 25, 2004 lol, pretty good. anyone on here who defends honda (or just about any other import...up against a cobra? please.) is dumb. period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckmofo Posted December 25, 2004 Share Posted December 25, 2004 My name is dale hank My car is heavier than a tank I'm married to my sister not my cousin, although I have kissed her I like to pick on imports cause I think I have a huge weiner My huge 6.0 litre engine makes up for my small prick My crap is fast, my crap is badass although by the time I get it to start up I have no cash My bottle of coke has more litres than your honda even my wife/sister drives a trans-am, her name is mary-sue-ronda even if that civic takes me with my bigass mustang it had more mods, plus that kid didn't even have a mullet, man I know my car cost more than my "house" but its hard to afford a double wide when while your working, your wife is f*cking someone else. But thats okay, I still love her because after all she is my brothers mother She tires to say sorry, but I say, "crap up bitch, can't you see Dale Jr. is winning?" then I smack her in the tooth with my bottle of moonshine, till her head goes spinning. My name is dale hank, I kill deer with a huge gun just like beating my wife, raping my daughter, and rev'n up in front of civics....its FUN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyH22 Posted December 25, 2004 Share Posted December 25, 2004 baaa that was the best crap ever.... frackin rednecks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckmofo Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 lol...thanks f*cking hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 She tires to say sorry, but I say, "crap up bitch, can't you see Dale Jr. is winning?"then I smack her in the tooth with my bottle of moonshine, till her head goes spinning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HONDA_SUCKS Posted January 17, 2005 Author Share Posted January 17, 2005 My name is dale hankMy car is heavier than a tank I'm married to my sister not my cousin, although I have kissed her I like to pick on imports cause I think I have a huge weiner My huge 6.0 litre engine makes up for my small prick My crap is fast, my crap is badass although by the time I get it to start up I have no cash My bottle of coke has more litres than your honda even my wife/sister drives a trans-am, her name is mary-sue-ronda even if that civic takes me with my bigass mustang it had more mods, plus that kid didn't even have a mullet, man I know my car cost more than my "house" but its hard to afford a double wide when while your working, your wife is f*cking someone else. But thats okay, I still love her because after all she is my brothers mother She tires to say sorry, but I say, "crap up bitch, can't you see Dale Jr. is winning?" then I smack her in the tooth with my bottle of moonshine, till her head goes spinning. My name is dale hank, I kill deer with a huge gun just like beating my wife, raping my daughter, and rev'n up in front of civics....its FUN. LOL that was some funny crap. I would could have been offended... but live in Chicago, was born in Europe, listen to Trance, and personally hate rednecks cause they scare me. But that poem was funny as hell. Your stereotyping is at the same level as the redneck who does his sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HONDA_SUCKS Posted January 17, 2005 Author Share Posted January 17, 2005 i thought it was tight... and i'm glad you got VTEC right.. alot of guys on here still get it wrong. i have raced 2 cobras a '97 and a '99 and beat them both 3+ times I had lots of fun with a Prelude. I loved the look on a guy's face in a Camaro when I beat him... He had his gf in the passanger seat too. I lovd when the VTEC engaged, but had to get rid of the car... Preludes are awesome cars. In fact, it would be the only Honda I would want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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