xer0 Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 http://koew.net/blog/114 Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little craps in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the f*cking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little crap’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c*nt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “crap! crap!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “f*ck! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! f*ck!.” By now, the kid is scared crapless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m f*cking HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fracked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my crap from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c*nt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 BWAHAHAHAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLontheDL Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 http://koew.net/blog/114 I don't know how the story is related to your attraction to little kids but here you go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsIceCreamManBITCHES!!& Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 i love little kids too. I'm in chat rooms with them all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben. Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 My girlfriend said a monument should be built in his honor. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrorocketeer Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 I guess it alright to say "I love kids" as a general statement. It's only when you get specific that you get into trouble... ..."I like 12 year olds". -Demetri Martin- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch92 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lceah Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 LOL that's hilarious! too bad the kid didn't get what HIV was...lol...wonder how he would have reacted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VR17 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 holy shiit, thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xer0 Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 TLontheDL you jumped right on me like that time i was walking around the playground whit my cock in my hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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