Sapphyre

can someone turn the tap off that's calling itself my nose please? my box of tissues would appreciate it.

I'm debating... Should I go to bartending school and start bartending evenings & weekends? I kind of miss it even though I know it would be a total 180 from working at the Monk & I know I'd pretty much never have a life anymore.

Nice way to celebrate the first day of summer... with a smoky haze covering the entire state. So glad I'm not outside today!

HEY PHOTOGRAPHER FRIENDS!!! anyone fancy doing a photo shoot sometime with me & g? nothing over the top- we just don't have any good photos together where we're not drinking!

people need to stop dying for a little while. its making me sad.

so annoyed that i have to work tomorrow. I'd much rather be out at A Mad Tea Party @ the Black Flower tonight rather than curled up on my sofa listening to pandora.

the gophers and groundhogs... they're coming for me... I swear they are.

9pm and I still have absolutely no idea what to make for dinner.

I would LOVE to be a full time paranormal investigator. It would be such an interesting job & I'd love all the traveling!

Random falling asleep thought- why is it that no matter how much weight I gain or lose, my wrists always stay small and bony?

Listening to dance music while driving down capital blvd is perhaps not the best way to avoid a ticket for speeding & reckless driving.

I thought I'd solved the problem. Bought a pullover at target during lunch. Put it on to find bigger looking boobs/move cleavage & short sleeves so I'm still freezing! I just can't win today.

Someone complained to my manager about my cleavage. I wear a tank or v-neck shirt w/ a cardigan. Wtf? fracking bible thumpers. Ugh.

Going through iTunes, I realize, I really need to start listening to WQDR again. I forgot how much I actually love country music during the summer.

Can someone please just give me a new body? I'm tired of mine constantly fracking up recently.

omfg. how do you tell the rudest neighbours in the world to shut the frack up?! i'm about |_________|

steak, sauteed squash, & potato croquettes with gruyere & chives... I'm such a fantastic cook. lol

the red monkey tavern was slated as being raleigh's 1st steampunk themed restaurant. It's more victorian noir than steampunk. I like it.

good grief. the british car expo at north hills should've just been called the MG & mini cooper show. there were only a handful of lotus, austins & triumphs.

Oh the joys of working in a salon... I just removed a piece of hair that had splintered itself into the ball of my foot. No wonder it hurt!

I frackING HATE FIATS!!! Why did anyone think it was a good idea to open a dealership in Cary?!

Going out for dinner with dad tomorrow. Not sure where to go. I'm thinking steak. Any suggestions? #raleigh

Attempting to make buffalo chicken pizza... Without a recipe. I have no idea what I'm doing. Hopefully it'll taste okay.

Watching my fair wedding with david tutera... I miss wedding planning so much. My dream job. Anyone looking for an intern?

instead of smoking sections, there should be family sections in restaurants where all the guests w/ kids can be sat instead. #eatinpeace