Sapphyre

:-P

... and its back to the dr for the 3rd time this week. so sick of all of this.

'm thoroughly disappointed. frato just sang bsb... n*sync were 100x's more awesome!

"Florida and Kentucky are the first states that will require drug testing when applying for welfare, effective July 1st. Some people are crying this is unconstitutional. How is this unconstitutional? It's OK to drug test people who work for their money but not those who don't? Re-post this if you'd like to see this done in all 50 states."

"Obviously doctor, you've never been a thirteen year old girl."

(repost via Brain Whited) I was raised in NORTH CAROLINA, where flip flops come out in February, everyone pulls over to let a funeral procession pass, we don't have fire flies -we have "lightnin' bugs","taters" are mandatory, "y'all" is a proper noun, chicken is fried, biscuits come with gravy, sweet tea is the house wine, and you never, ever disrespect your elders. Repost if y'all were raised in NORTH CAROLINA!!

(reposted via Celebration Cara) :: be kinder than necessary - for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle ::

*deleted* that's one less over compensating, pain in the ass "Friend" that I have to deal with anymore.

*mwah*

... but you totally need a better photo than that. NYE. Javi's. Champagne.

*pounce*

*thwack!*

. I'm shocked! Our muzak station is actually playing weezer?! I mean, its from the green album but still! Weezer?! Yayayayayay!

99% on the written final & 5.55 in the speed test (12 drinks in 6 minutes). Woulda been faster but I feel so much like hell that I'm doped up on vicodin & can't think properly. At least that's all over and done with now.

9pm and I still have absolutely no idea what to make for dinner.

ack! does anyone have hbo on demand that i can borrow for a day? I'd really like to see this seasons episodes of true blood but apparently tv duck isn't streaming them anymore.

ahh. i used to work near youngsville.

All of these tweets make me sick. He may have been a terrorist, but this uncouth lack of finesse & diplomacy is exactly why ppl hate the US.

Am I really the only person who doesn't particularly care about the Casey Anthony trial?

Anyone have a yard I could borrow for a mini-yard sale? Or a neighborhood sale coming up? I really don't want to deal w/ craigslist.

apparently my attraction to very masculine men with a rug for chest hair stems from a childhood memory... Who knew?

apparently, i didnt realize i had "moderate comments turned on." haha.

Attempting to make buffalo chicken pizza... Without a recipe. I have no idea what I'm doing. Hopefully it'll taste okay.

Can someone please just give me a new body? I'm tired of mine constantly fracking up recently.

can someone turn the tap off that's calling itself my nose please? my box of tissues would appreciate it.