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Several ways to turn a man down....


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HE: Can I buy you a drink?

SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.


HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must've been given your share.



HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.



HE: Your face must turn a few heads

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.



HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.

SHE: Okay, get out.



HE: I think I could make you very happy

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?



HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.



HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?



HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.



HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?

SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.



HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?

SHE: Do not enter.



HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.


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