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I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:


i do physical labor

i work at great depths

i plunge head first into everything i do

i do not get weekends or public holidays off

i work in a damp environment

i work in a dark workplace taht has poor ventilation

i work in high temperatures

my work exposes me to contagious diseases.



Dear Penis,

after assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:


you do not work 8 hours straight

you fall asleep after brief work periods

you do not always follow the orders of the management team

you do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations

you do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working

you leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift

you don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing protective clothing

you will retire well before you are 65

you are unable to work double shifts

you sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task


And if all this is not enough, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the work place carrying two suspicious-looking bags.



The Management

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