10 truths

[Dragongyrl18]

10 truths blacks and hispanics know, but white people won't admit:

1. elvis is dead

2. jesus was not white

3. rap music is here to stay

4. kissing your pet is not cute or clean

5. skinny does not equal sexy

6. thomas jefferson had black children

7. a 5 year old child is too big for a stroller

8. N'SYNC will never hodl a candle to the jackson 5

9. an occasional ass whooping helps a child stay in line

10. having your children curse you out in public is not normal

 

10 truths whites and blacks know, but hispanics won't admit:

1. hickeys are not attractive

2. chicken is food, not a roommate

3. jesus is not a name for your son

4. your country's flag is not a car decoration

5. maria is a name, but not for every daughter

6. "jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies

7. 10 people to a car is too many

8. buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement

9. mami and papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family

10. letting your children run wild through the store is not normal

 

10 truths whites hispanics know, but blacks won't admit:

1. O.J. did it

2. tupac is dead

3. teeth should not be decorated

4. wedding should start on time

5. your pastor doesn't know everything

6. jesse jackson will never be president

7. red is not a kool aid flavor, it's a color

8. church does not require expensive clothers

9. crown royal bags are meant to be thrown away

10. your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car