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Six foot Cockroach


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Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a

>six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV.

>One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang.

>He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach

>standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw

>him across the room, then left.


>The next night, after he finished his fourth beer, the

>doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the

>same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched

>him in the stomach, then left.


>The next night, after he finished his first beer, the

>doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach was

>standing there. This time he was kneed in the groin and hit

>behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug



>The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell

>rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the

>snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room



>The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He

>explained the events of the preceding four nights.


>"What can I do?" he pleaded.


>"Not much," the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug

>going around."

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