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1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those

little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE



2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making

a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly)



3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and

theTampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what

does that make the Tennessee Titans?



4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that

mean that one enjoys it?



5. There are three religious truths:

a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the

leader of the Christian faith.

c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at




6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from

Holland called Holes?



7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?



8. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?



9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just

stale bread to begin with?



10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person

who drives a racecar is not called a racist?



11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?



12 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow

that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,

models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?



13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?



14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?



15. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?



16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot

more as they get older; then it dawned on me.....

they're cramming for their final exam!



17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little

spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese

mothers use? Toothpicks?



18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?

What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their

pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while

they deliver the mail?



19 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are

the others here for?



20. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.



21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't




22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?



23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?



24. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the

two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

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