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bleh thats friggin nasty. this belongs in the NWS section, i guess we need one first. but i am going to have nightmares for a week, and then anytimee i see a fat lady getting into her car, i will have more nightmares... you have just started me on a path to becoming an insomniac, i hope your happy.

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the idea is funny, but horribly disgusting. maybe if she had clothes on id laugh.

 

dont remove it, let everyone feel the pain in their eyes that i have felt.

 

 

 

hahaha, pain felt :(

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how do people that fat take a dump and not get the crap all over there ass cheeks. does it even come out between those friggin things? do they have to use their hands to spread apart their ass cheeks just to let the turds drop?

baaa that is the funnies crap i've heard w00t

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sick.

 

how do people that fat take a dump and not get the crap all over there ass cheeks. does it even come out between those friggin things? do they have to use their hands to spread apart their ass cheeks just to let the turds drop?

A question that should be never answerd with Illustrations... not even details. Simply the words "Oh" , "My" & "God" sum up such pictures pretty well

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sick.

 

how do people that fat take a dump and not get the crap all over there ass cheeks. does it even come out between those friggin things? do they have to use their hands to spread apart their ass cheeks just to let the turds drop?

and is there a weight limit for toilets?

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lmao, a weight limit. that'd be some funny crap! picture this if you dare:

 

a fat man with a sweat stained shirt (its hard work walking around in 70 degree weather when you weight 500 pounds) earthquakes to a public restroom. he gets in and sighs with relief, more like huff's and puff's with out of shapeness. it takes him 3 minutes to pull down his pants because he has trouble holding his belly up off his belt long enough to get it undone. finally he squats over the toilet, not actually sitting all the way down because he's afraid he's going to break it...but he can't hold his weight up like that so he has to sit a little. he manually spreads his asscheeks apart with his hands to let the first turn fall with a plop...but oh no! cold water splashes up on his ass and spooks him. he loses his balance and falls back on the toilet instantly shattering the porcelin. he falls to the floor getting soaked in the toilet water knocking himself out. when he comes to his giant turd is resting on the floor right in front of him and he's been breathing turd air for as long as he's been knocked out.

 

the shock from seeing his giant turd sends him into cardiac arrest, killing him because his heart is so out of shape...much like the rest of his body. the rest of his fat family assemble for the fat funeral (which was expensive because extra large coffins are hard to come by...and the graveyard charges extra to dig bigger holes.) after the funeral they all get together and decide to start a class action lawsuit against mc donalds claiming that the super sizing they all for just a few more penny's got them all fat. fat people around the world jump on the lawsuit, and eventually win...how the hell could fat people win a case like that when its their own stupidity and lazyness that got them fat? why, the judge was a fat man himself! he just wanted a piece of the settlement...which was of course so large (no pun intended) to cover all the fat people of the world that the company has to go out of business.

 

so. just because some fat bastard can't let his turd out in a toilet right none of us skinnies and regulars can get out mother f*cking 6-piece chicken nuggets and large french fries with sweet & sour dipping sauce. i say we send all the fat people of the world to a remote island (a big one though) and put a few mc donalds on it...but not actually charge them anything for the food. that way, they'll either get so huge they can't move and end up dead or they die from other health problems.

 

come on folks...lets rid the world of fat people so i can get my super sizing back!

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yea, once you get started on that kind of stuff, you just get into a groove, and it all just comes out real quick. i know the feeling.

are we talking about creating a story or having sex?

 

 

hahaha jk

 

 

i had to, it was just one of those things

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