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HAPPY BDAY COLTER!


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I hope he doesn't answer this thread for a good 48 hours. If he is conscious and sober before then I will have lost much respect for him.

 

Happy Birthday.

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thanks guys! hey im still alive. kind of.

 

so the festivities started when i came home from class on friday at 3pm and my roommate is at the door saying i can't enter until i take a shot. so me and him cashed the bigger bottle of jager, which im not particularly fond of but hell its free. So drunken call of duty went on for a while until a few people started showing up at my house. thats really all i remember. then i hooked up with a girl who was a model for an axe commercial. and then i woke up the next day with a different girl in my bed....shamful i know. but friday i was drunk for 12 straight hours, which i think is a record for me. and i didnt puke once!

 

so yesterday i was recovering, not hung over just tired as hell. was gonna go to the bars but way too lazy and already drunk to drive. had a house party here which was really fun. after another bottle of jager, goose, cachaca, and of course some good ol pong i passed out around three. the house is fracking trashed. looks exactly like the suite from The Hangover minus the baby, the rooster, and the tiger. had a pretty good weekend. but this week school wise is going to be the hardest and most fracking miserable thing ever.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

 

DID THE GIRL FROM THE AXE COMMERCIAL BITE YOUR LIP?!

 

LOL

 

glad you had a good one

 

haha good point...maybe he is having a 48 hours hooker marathon with the shamwow guy

 

i am gonna go ahead a quote myself because he pretty much had a drunken hooker marathon and i called it lol

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