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ok on that site you get paired up with a random stranger to talk with. what we did on the other site im on is play a game. whoever can have the best conversation wins. so get out there and get chatting and post the conversation in here. ill let someone else start lol

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: whats up?

Stranger: gay

You: yup

You: smells like bukkake today

Stranger: serious

You: yeah

You: i think the wind is coming up from san fransisco today

Stranger: oh lol are you male or female

You: sllight tinge of vasoline

You: i have a penis

Stranger: so your male

You: usualy

You: i think

You: let me check

You: yup

You: 100% male

Stranger: thank god i havent talked to a male yet are you staight?

You: yes

You: exit only

Stranger: how old?

You: too old, yet not old enough

Stranger: like a number

You: 26 in numbers

You: you?

Stranger: 24

Stranger: femail

Stranger: femail

You: ah va jay jay

You: so why gay?

Stranger: haha i was just wondering

You: 42

You: the awnser to life is 42

Stranger: what?

You: well incase you were wondering

You: not a monty python fan i take it?

You: ??

Stranger: i was just making up stuff .. lol i dont know

You: ahhh, what car u drive?

Stranger: what do you look like??

Stranger: lexis

You: is?

Stranger: u?

You: del sol

Stranger: ..

You: 6' 265lbs, pale as possible

You: honda del sol

You: 2 seater convertable

You: some would deem it a "chick car" but i like my 55mpg and being able to take the top off in the sun :)

You: how bout you?

You: look like i mean

Stranger: yeahh ill take my top off in the sun for you.

Stranger: im tall, thin, tan, blonde

You: hmm not a fan of the tall thin blonds, i like em short and dark hair, & pale and pasty

You: nerdy chicks way better than "hot" chicks in bed

Stranger: well cute just date a grandma then

Stranger: frack you!!!

You: :) bye

You: oh, can i have your grandma's number?

Stranger: why the :)

You: cause

Stranger: no!!! perv

You: but you told me to!

You: that is not fair, by anymeans

Stranger: what the frack get your own frackin grandma

You: here i am offering to make your grandmother a very happy woman, and you tell me no

You: i would but im not from west virginia

You: :(

You: would make dating easier, i could just goto family reunions

You: hmmmm, maybe i should move to the deep south

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this is fun bwahaha

 

new one

Stranger: Hey 18 m us

You: good for you!

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: wanna cyber?

You: hello wonderous stranger

You: no i dont actually

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Stranger: GOOD

Stranger: CUZZ THATS RAPE

Stranger: AND PEDO BEAR HATES RAPE

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You: hi

Stranger: hi there

Stranger: I am male and 28 . how about you?

You: im 84

Stranger: 84....

You: yeah its after 83

Stranger: where are you from?

You: prague

Stranger: oh~ I am Taiwanese

You: HERROW PWREASE

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ok thats some crazy crap

 

Connecting to server...You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: hi!Stranger: Hi stranger ~Stranger: from?Stranger: :DYou: earth you?Stranger: really?You: sometimesStranger: I'm sailor marsYou: sweetStranger: yeah ~You: so how are the rest of the sailor girls?

Stranger: they diedYou: awesomeYou: fiery deaths hopefully?Stranger: of courseYou: so how did sailor moon become a sailor?You: isnt the moon a rock?Stranger: in truth sailr moon was a transYou: transvesite??Stranger: yeahYou: wow i would not have guessedStranger: and me and the others sailor raped him everytimeStranger: he's so sexyYou: so what about the crazy zorro lookin dude with the flowers?Stranger: zorro?Stranger: it's another cartoon You: no the one sailor moon had the thing for. You: so was she a whore?You: seems like she would jump on anything that had legs and walkedStranger: oh yeahStranger: she wasYou: so howd ya hear of this site?Stranger: what?Stranger: i didn't understand sorry ç_çStranger: my english sucks ~You: how did you hear of omegle.comStranger: A friend sent me the linkYou: ahhh good friend ehStranger: u?You: some random girl told me about itYou: thought she was bsin meYou: she was crazyYou: tellin me that her cooch was on fireStranger: ._.You: so u drive?Stranger: noStranger: i'm dangerous for peopleYou: DUDE ME TOOStranger: you are a male right?You: let me lookYou: yep got the packageYou: you?You: or va jay jayStranger: I'm sailor mars so i'm a girlYou: damn thats a slap in the favceStranger: yeahStranger: how old are you?You: idk. but i can buy alcoholYou: id expired so i thought i didedStranger: I can buy alcohol tooYou: sweetYou: i dont drink thoYou: i get a bit...stupid so to sayStranger: uhmStranger: you re from USStranger: I knowYou: howed you kno?Stranger: I know everything about uYou: really? i dont know much about meYou: can you tell me about me?Stranger: yeahStranger: you're a male,you re 23 and you're from USStranger: Your name is Homer SimpsonStranger: andStranger: what would you like to know about you?You: hmmmYou: idkYou: so...i just got out of prisonStranger: yeahStranger: what time is it in your country?You: my country?Stranger: your country...................You: what is my country?Stranger: USStranger: or maybe you're koreanStranger: I love asian people ç_çYou: are you koren?Stranger: noStranger: I'm Italian You: do you know mario?Stranger: Super Mario?You: yaYou: thats the only mario i knoStranger: same hereYou: man this viagra is still kickinStranger: soStranger: where are you from?Stranger: ç__________çStranger: just the continentStranger: asia?Stranger: europe?Stranger: africa? You: errr well you said us so whatever continent your onYou: maybe naStranger: omgYou: what?Stranger: nothing ç_çYou: r u my mommy?Stranger: yeahYou: rly 0-oYou: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUM MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS LOUISStranger: lolStranger: When I saw this on family guyStranger: I couldn't stop to laughYou: you have family guy in bfe???Stranger: what?Stranger: bfe?Stranger: ç________çYou: bum fracked egyptYou: sry for the bad language mommyStranger: where is your dad? You: having lunch with the lady next doorYou: dont kno why they have lunch in her bedroom thoStranger: ç_ç"You: mommy you should kick his assStranger: noYou: y not?Stranger: I have to kick my ass fromStranger: no Stranger: I don't know I can say this in english lolYou: what you tryin to say mummyStranger: that i have to have sex with somebodyYou: you need sex?Stranger: your daddy isn't very satisfactoryStranger: he need viagra D:You: thats what leela told me...im still like a rockStranger: yeaYou: been almost 2 daysYou: so whatcha look like?Stranger: i don't understand you Stranger: you're too american for meYou: what do you look likedStranger: aaah Stranger: I look like your mother cuz I'm your motherYou: but i havent seen you mommyStranger: oooh ç_çStranger: my little baby ç_çStranger: I'm very sexyStranger: I'm too sexy for my shirtStranger: I'm too sexy for my catStranger: I'm too sexy for MilanStranger: andStranger: I'm too sexy for your dadYou: ok mom bein 300 pounds and having a moose knuckle is not sexy so cut the bull crapStranger: ç_çStranger: I knew.Stranger: YOU HATE ME çOOç"You: so what do you look like?Stranger: normal Stranger: lolStranger: I'm visual kei Stranger: LOLYou: thats some creepy crapYou: so what do you do in your free time?Stranger: uhmStranger: I have sex with your dad Stranger: and I rape you when you're sleepingStranger: thin I listen to music Stranger: and I play guitar and bass You: WTF pedo bear dont like rapeYou: ____________░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▒░________________________ _____________________

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Stranger: LOLYou: PEDO BEAR SAYS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

Stranger: ç_çStranger: You're too sexyStranger: I can't resist Stranger: sorry You: ma wtfYou: first dad then the dog now meYou: come on man wtfStranger: I know Stranger: I'm a maniacalYou: poor paco wasnt the same after that niteStranger: paco is the dog? LOLYou: what did you want me to name him chi chi wong jon?Stranger: yeahStranger: it's a nice nameStranger: I have to go babyStranger: I love youStranger: byee <3

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You: Hi sexy

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m

Stranger: u?

You: both

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Stranger: h

Stranger: hi*

You: Hey bitcheroo

Stranger: I am not a bitch or a kangaroo :(

You: damn

You: one day I'll find one

Stranger: good luck

You: always wanted to pimp out a kangeroo

You: it's like a life long ambition

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This made me lol.

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You: Hey hey hey

Stranger: Fat albert?

You: lol

You: unfortunately not

You: sorry to dissapoint

Stranger: So who are you?

You: imagine a person, I'm them.

You: only better

You: and with wings

You: n crap

Stranger: You woopie goldberg with wings n crap?

Stranger: I meant your name, silly

You: hell yeah

You: you can call me bob

You: or rufus

You: I'm not too bothered

Stranger: Your name... was Robert Paulson?

You: DAM I've been ratted out

You: nah I have no gunshot wound in the back of my head

You: I think I'm not robert paulson

Stranger: Do you have a .... penis?

You: Some days I do, some days I don't

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wow a cure for bordem.

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Epic!!!! I think I ruined this kid for life.

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: howdy

Stranger: howdy

You: whatcha doin

Stranger: chillin

You: werd

Stranger: why is dat

You: cuz chillin is da bomb

You: nothing better than a fat j and a bag o cheetos

Stranger: true dat

You: i got some kick ass herb that has me craving fried chicken

You: and the dog is looking tasty too

Stranger: lol... lucky u

You: oh yeah, but i seriously might eat the dog

Stranger: don't do that homie

You: its free and easily accessible

Stranger: did u ever eat one

You: not yet, but im about to

You: gonna get the grill goin

Stranger: dude you're talkin bout eatin your own dog =/

You: no, i love my dog, it's someone elses dog.

Stranger: jailbait lol

You: definitely, im not even supposed to be in this house, i have no idea whos dog it is lol

Stranger: haha... u better sleep

You: nah, gonna cook the dog now, fracker was hard to kill

Stranger: i know crunchies is hard stuff to deal with

You: i hope people that live here don't see the blood, or the hole in the floor

Stranger: i'd never kill a dog

You: i shot it, i thought it would be quick and clean, but i hit it in the neck instead of the head

You: started running off and had to shoot it again

You: but now its on the grill

You: itll be good eats

Stranger: dog burger yay

You: naw, just gonna eat ot off the bones

Stranger: mmmm

You: oh yeah

Stranger: yummy eh?

You: dont know still cookin

Stranger: boil it and make a soup

You: crap someones here

Stranger: omg... you gonna frack men in prison haha

You: Who is this? Who were you talking to?

Stranger: u

You: Someone was on my computer, where's my dog?

Stranger: your dog is dead brah

You: WHAT?! Where is she?

You: What did you do to my dog?

Stranger: i tried to persuade the killer but he/she was so hungry

You: THEY ATE MY DOG?

You: What is your name, I'm calling the police.

Stranger: arif

You: Arif what, and where. They are gonna wanna talk to you

Stranger: it wasn't me dude

You: I don't know that, but the cops are still going to talk to you

Stranger: where r u from

You: This is Detective John Burrows with the Omaha Police Department. What is your name?

Stranger: i'm not in nebraska tho

Stranger: i'm not even in US

You: Well I still need to ask you some questions about the person that broke into this house. Did they tell you a name? Or why they were here?

Stranger: he said he was stoned

You: Did he tell you what he was on?

Stranger: hold on

Stranger: Stranger: i got some kick ass herb that has me craving fried chicken

You: Okay, we found some marijuana here. Do you know what he did with the dog?

Stranger: he said he ate it

You: There are some large blood stains on the floor, did he tell you how he killed it?

You: Nevermind, we found the bullet holes, and whats left of the dog.

Stranger: Stranger: i shot it, i thought it would be quick and clean, but i hit it in the neck instead of the head

Stranger: started running off and had to shoot it again

You: Thank you for your help young man, I'm gonna need to get some information from you though. I'm going to need your name, location, and telephone number so we can get a statement from you. Is that okay?

Stranger: my name is Arif, i'm from Istanbul, Turkey

You: Okay, so I'm going to assume that you don't know this individual?

You: Sir?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i mean no

You: Which one is it, yes or no.

Stranger: don't know him, officer

You: Okay then, thank you for all your help.

Stranger: You're welcome, sir.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hullo.

You: hi

You: my name is seb james and i like to play with little boys in inappropriate ways

Stranger: ROFL.

Stranger: Do you like melted cheese?

You: yes i do

Stranger: Well a little boy is going to cover you in it.

You: ooooooh, i'd like that very much

Stranger: xD

Stranger: ok your weird

Stranger: UH BUH BYE.

Stranger: XD

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Stranger: dildo?!?!

You: only for you

Stranger: why not u?

You: because my penis is big enough. dont need one

Stranger: darth vader!!! luke skywalker!!!

 

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Stranger: hey

wanna cyber?

You: sureYou: asl?

Stranger: 20/m/ny

You: sorry im not gay, go blow a cow you f*g

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You: hiStranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 20 f a basement in a third world country

Stranger: you?

You: awesome

You: 19 gutter first world country...if you dont know thats the us cause we are just that badass

Stranger: really?

You: oh yes

Stranger: why?

You: because your mothers fat ass sunk the titanic

Stranger: but i'm an orphan

You: im the reason you are an orphan so go clean the cobwebs from the outhouse

Stranger: i'm in the basement

Stranger: duh

You: well go outside and clean the cobwebs

Stranger: i cant go outsise

Stranger: there are bombs outside

You: well jeesh poorass, why dont you try building a taller house to show off instead of hiding underground in your basement?

Stranger: are you crazy?

You: yes

Stranger: nice

Stranger: me too

You: awesome

You: wouldnt you just crap if you were tlaking to yourself from the future

Stranger: not really

Stranger: i just talked to me from the future

You: yep

Stranger: i evolve to be someone really nice

Stranger: i bet yo dont

You: michael jackson?

Stranger: but is not for everyone

Stranger: o no

Stranger: are you CHARLIE?

You: i evolve into freakin billy mays bitch, now go clean the cobwebs out of the outhouse!!!You have disconnected.

 

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haha made for a great laugh

 

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NO HARD FEELINGS GUYS!! JUST DOING THIS TO HARASS THE PEOPLE ON THERE, NOT PUTTING ANYONE DOWN!

 

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: my name is leeners

Stranger: yeah,you are a american?

You: yes, very beautiful american woman, soft skin and smooth hair with piercing eyes

Stranger: really ?

You: yes

Stranger: beautiful american woman,,

You: yes

Stranger: so, you know iam a chinese...

You: that is awesome, you guys over there with your squinty eyes and bicycles :)

You: i think its cool

Stranger: yeah..but i don think so

Stranger: but

You: why not?

Stranger: i am handsome

You: i bet you are ;) but not as handsome as my friend Seb

Stranger: wowoow

Stranger: i think american boys are handsome

Stranger: they are have good type

You: oh my god your just like michael jackson, go turn yourself into a korean you doushe...oh and by the way im really a guy, name is Rick B. so you can suck my sedative

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did i get linas description right? lol

 

oh and Seb-no homo lol

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Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: my name is leeners

You: yeah,you are a american?

Stranger: yes, very beautiful american woman, soft skin and smooth hair with piercing eyes

You: really ?

Stranger: yes

You: beautiful american woman,,

Stranger: yes

You: so, you know iam a chinese...

Stranger: that is awesome, you guys over there with your squinty eyes and bicycles :)

Stranger: i think its cool

You: yeah..but i don think so

You: but

Stranger: why not?

You: i am handsome

Stranger: i bet you are ;) but not as handsome as my friend Seb

You: wowoow

You: i think american boys are handsome

You: they are have good type

Stranger: oh my god your just like michael jackson, go turn yourself into a korean you doushe...oh and by the way im really a guy, name is Rick B. so you can suck my sedative

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Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: my name is leeners

You: yeah,you are a american?

Stranger: yes, very beautiful american woman, soft skin and smooth hair with piercing eyes

You: really ?

Stranger: yes

You: beautiful american woman,,

Stranger: yes

You: so, you know iam a chinese...

Stranger: that is awesome, you guys over there with your squinty eyes and bicycles :)

Stranger: i think its cool

You: yeah..but i don think so

You: but

Stranger: why not?

You: i am handsome

Stranger: i bet you are ;) but not as handsome as my friend Seb

You: wowoow

You: i think american boys are handsome

You: they are have good type

Stranger: oh my god your just like michael jackson, go turn yourself into a korean you doushe...oh and by the way im really a guy, name is Rick B. so you can suck my sedative

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copy cat

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: OHMYGOD HI

You: HEY HOW ARE YOU

Stranger: IM GREAT YOU

You: IM GREAT

Stranger: KICKASS

You: ARE WE PRETENDING TO BE BILLY MAYS

Stranger: WE ARE NOWWWWWWW

Stranger: BILLY MAYS HERE

You: WHAT ARE YOU SELLING

You: I HAVE TO BUY IT

You: AND ITS ONLY 19.95

Stranger: I AM SELLING AFRICA

Stranger: ALL OF IT

You: IF I BUY IT NOW

You: DO I GET ASIA FREE?

Stranger: YES YES YES YES YES

You: INCREDIBLE!

Stranger: HOWEVER IF YOU PAY A ONE-TIME FEE OF 29.95

Stranger: I WILL ALSO THROW IN

Stranger: MORE AFRICA

You: MORE AFRICA?

You: SO THATS TWO AFRICAS AND ASIA

You: FOR 29.95?

Stranger: I BET YOU DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS MORE AFRICA

Stranger: KABOOM

Stranger: THERE IT IS

Stranger: AFRICA

You: THATS SHAMTASTIC

Stranger: TIMES TWO

Stranger: YOULL SAY WOW EVERY--

Stranger: OH crap

You: OH NO

Stranger: DO YOU HAVE YOUR CREDIT CARD READY SIR

You: I DO

Stranger: THIS OFFER IS LIMITED

You: HOW MANY CAN I BUY

Stranger: OVER 9000

You: I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD THAT MANY AFRICAS

Stranger: WHAT THE frack IS WRONG WITH YOU

Stranger: OF COURSE WE DO

Stranger: BUT SUPPLIES ARE RUNNING OUT

You: I GUESS I UNDERESTIMATED YOUR STOCK OF AFRICA

You: WELL BETTER GIVE ME ALL 9000 OF THEM

Stranger: I GUESS YOU DID SIR

Stranger: I GUESS I WILL SIR

Stranger: CREDIT CARD NUMBER PLEAZZ

You: OH SORRY

You: ITS A MASTER CARD

You: 2842

Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUU

You: 3000

Stranger: GO ON

You: 1248

You: 3398

You: SECURTIY CODE 203

Stranger: THANK YOU SO MUCH YOUR ORDER WILL BE SHIPPED SOON

You: EXPIRES 10/12

You: I CANT WAIT FOR MY AFRICAS

Stranger: YOU CAN PICK IT UP IN NEBRASKA

Stranger: OR SHOULD I SAY NEBR-AFRICA

You: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SHIPPING IT

Stranger: OHHHHH

Stranger: YES

You: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: TO NEBRASKA

You: BUT IM NOT IN NEBRASKA

Stranger: I WILL SHIP IT NO FURTHER THAN NEBRASKA

Stranger: YOU ARE OUT OF LINE SIR

You: IM JUST TRYING TO GET MY AFRICAS

Stranger: I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR

Stranger: I WIL NOT

You: YOU NEED TO SHAMWOW YOUR ATTITUDE OUT

Stranger: I WILL SHAMWOW YOUR DAUGHTER SIR

Stranger: SHE'LL SAY WOW EVERY TIME

You: I DONT EVEN HAVE A DAUGHTER

You: WELL I MIGHT

You: BUT WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THE RESULTS

You: frackIN MAURY TAKES FOREVER

Stranger: HE DOES

Stranger: THAT ASSBASTARD

You: HE SURE IS A COCKMASTER

Stranger: HE SURE IS A CUNTDICKER

Stranger: AND A frackBITCHER

You: AND A SOGGY VAG DRIPPER

Stranger: THIS IS BECOMING POETIC

You: AND EPILEPTIC

Stranger: AND

Stranger: ANTISEPTIC

Stranger: YOUR AFRICAS HAVE JUST ARRIVED IN NEBRASKA

You: WOAH NO WAY REALLY?

Stranger: YOU CAN PICK THEM UP SHORTLY

You: THATS SO ADIABATIC

Stranger: YES

Stranger: YES IT IS

Stranger: GOODNIGHT SIR

You: BUT WHAT ABOUT MY AFRICAS

Stranger: ENJOY YOUR AFRICAS

Stranger: ENJOY THEM

Stranger: ENJOY

You: OH

Stranger: THEM

You: ENJOY I SHALL

Stranger: ALRIGHT

You: ALRIGHT

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: im a guy

You: OR SO YOU THINK

Stranger: wait

Stranger: crap

You: YEAH

Stranger: your right

You: I JUST BLEW YOUR MIND

Stranger: frack

Stranger: my mind

You: its blown

You: like

You: KA-BOOM

Stranger: how do you know everything

Stranger: crap!!!!!!!!!!

You: YEAH

Stranger: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: BILLY MAYS HERE

You: SELLING KABOOM

You: IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND

Stranger: it already did!!!!!

Stranger: you got slow down man

You: CANT STOP

You: WONT STOP

You: ROCAFELLA RECORDS

Stranger: frack!!!!!!

You: CAUSE WE GET DOWN BABY

You: WE GET DOWN

Stranger: frack!!!!!

You: THE GIRLS THE GIRLS THEY LOVE US

Stranger: frack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: WE STAY FRESH TO DEATH WE THE BEST NOTHIN LESS

Stranger: god damn

You: i know right

You: im a fracking magician

Stranger: thats fracking insane

You: insane in the brain

Stranger: is your name spencer?

You: aka the brain

You: that is in your mind

You: yes?

You: how did you know

You: what the frack dude

You: who is this

Stranger: holy crap

Stranger: do you livei n washington

You: dude

You: mike?

Stranger: is your last name hanson

You: who the frack is this?

You: dan is this you

You: dude no fracking way

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: thats

Stranger: right

Stranger: you mind

You: damn

Stranger: frackING BLOWN

You: you must be using kaboom

Stranger: KABOOOM

Stranger: beotch

You: wow

You: didnt see that comign

Stranger: ya

You: at all

You: not

You: one

Stranger: but really

You: bit

You: yeah really

Stranger: are u spencer

You: yeah who is htis

Stranger: what city do you live in

You: mercer island

Stranger: ahhhhh

Stranger: nope

You: no?

Stranger: not right guy

You: im pretty sure i do

You: your mom said i was the right guy

You: oooooooooooooooooooh

Stranger: do thats somthing spencer would have said

You: thats because i am spencer

Stranger: your the wrong spencer man

You: no im not you fracking twat waffle

Stranger: my waffles have blue berries in them that twats

Stranger: unless i eating your mom for breakfast

You: you would like blue berries in your waffles

Stranger: who wouldn't

You: a person of the male gender wouldnt

Stranger: we already found out that im not a guy remeber you blew my mind

You: thats because im amazing

You: so amazing

You: its amazing

You: im amazing

You: thats the new kanye west song

You: hes amazing

You: so amazing

You: its amazing

You: amazing

You: amazing

You: wow how does he come up with that?

Stranger: dude im going to steal that crap

You: amazing

Stranger: and make a song about u

You: no way

Stranger: frack ya

You: that sounds a little gay

Stranger: kanye is bitch

Stranger: no

You: gay fish

You: motherfrackin gay fish

Stranger: is that a kanye song too?

You: yeah

You: youtube that crap

Stranger: i will

You: do it

You: do it now

You: and ENJOY

You: hes a gayfish

Stranger: what the frack that acctully is a kanye song

You: well yeah

You: he's amazing

You: so amazing

You: its amazing

You: im a-maz-ing

Stranger: do you really like him?

You: how would i like a gay fish

Stranger: good question

You: but hes amazing

You: so amazing

You: its amazing

You: hes so amazing

You: amazing

Stranger: sortof

You: amazing

Stranger: he wore my schools letterman jacket on TRL

You: amazing

Stranger: ya

Stranger: no

You: amazing

You: its amazing

Stranger: no not really

Stranger: not at all

You: its amazing

You: so amazing

Stranger: dude that fracking annoying

You: amazing

Stranger: amazingly gay

You: so amazing

Stranger: do you want to rap battle

You: thats amazing

Stranger: ill kik your ass for sure

You: im amazing

Stranger: you know what you are

You: amazing?

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