Funny Ricer Comments

[Humphries]

Many times a day I am burdened by the unhealthy and traumatizing words of a ricer.

 

"is your car a VTEC?"

 

"Wanna Race?"

 

"How many cams do you have?"

 

"My 17''s weigh 8 lbs without tire"

 

"I LOVE SLIPSTREAMS!!!"

 

"My LS Integra runs 13s in the 1/4"

 

"Where's your VTEC at?"

 

let me feel like someone else has to deal with this stupidity every day.

 

post up your stories

[delsol209]

well this is a myspace story

 

well a mexican guy claimed he put over 100 g's into his prelude and i seen it all ricerd out and was like "it goes over 240 miles, wat homes you wanna race?"

 

so i asked him are you n/a or turbo

 

"wat the f*ck are you talking about n/a? im turbo homes"

 

so wats the size of ur turbo?

 

"it's bigger than yours"

 

so dont worry we all have to deal with these posers lol

[chris_agu28]

You should have said, "lets line them up then"

[delsol209]

yea well it's kinda true but then again i know he was b/s'ing about the whole thing i mean crap how many people do you know would throw 100 g's into just one car??? i wouldnt, i mean i would spread the money around to different cars

[vr4girl]

i doubt that kid even has 100gz to put into anything. he'll be lucky if he get to put 1 grand in it. :/

 

i have a rice forum. join it. www.roflatrice.com

[delsol209]

a rice forum??? wat???

 

a rice forum??? wat???

[chris_agu28]

Yeah I have posted a few things on the forum. i visit there quite often.

[delsol209]

yea im checking it out rite now it seems pretty coo thanks liz

[SIR_VTEC]

"If I put these companies stickers on my car, they will notice me and give me free parts"

 

"I modified (in other words it fell off or they cut the whole thing off) my exhaust so i can get more hp"

 

"These carbon fiber rims will knock off 5 seconds off my 1/4 mile time".....Sorry some kid actually said this lol....ROFL

[CleanGSR]

"I like your body kit man......looks sweet" (I only have the OEM optional kit w/ ITR front lip......no bodykit)

 

"How much hp you runnin' in that thing?" (Sorry, didn't bother dyno'ing my I/H/E GSR with stock ECU)

 

"That thing fast?" (Um, it's a nearly stock Integra......NO.....she handles like a dream)

 

V Followed by the one above

"Wanna race?"

 

My response

"Sure." I then offer to race them at the upcoming autocross event and tell them that street racing is dumb. This offer is quickly declined for some ridiculous excuse.

[delsol209]

wow no kidding cf rims

[chris_agu28]

I better find the cf rims he is talking about I have 5 seconds off my 1/4.

[Rick B.]

my friend dean told me these one day:

 

"twin turbo means a supercharger and a turbocharger and if they have two turbochargers its called twin turbocharged."

 

and

 

"my stock 92 camry is faster than your old civic"

 

and this priceless one

 

"my dad just sent me a chip thats going to get me 45 mpg in my camry"

[SIR_VTEC]

"I just bought this chip for my ecu off ebay and its suppose to give me 50 extra hp"

 

"Just got the tornado module for my car so i'll be as fast as if i had turbo"

[delsol209]

"no power steering, no a/c, no backseat, honda hella fast"

[Nancy]

this one kid at in-n-out burger saw me in my white ej6 when i had an B18B (in its early stage) and asked if i had vtec and i said, "nah, its just an ls, no vtec". he had a vx model eh2 with the d15 vtec and thought just cause he had vtec he could take me. he wanted to race so i went for it but i said i had no money, ill race you for your car. he wanted to decline but i said thats p*ssy crap if you back down to a girl.

 

so we raced, i won and he tried to bitch out saying i jumped the line too soon. i said bullcrap, give me your car. he didnt want to so i called my somoan friends that lived down the street to came straighten this kid out. they scared the sh*t out of him and got his car for me and he cried saying his parents are gonna kill him but i kept it anyway. like a week later i returned the car to his parents and explained the whole thing and they thought it was kind of funny. i told them where i work and now theyre one of my regular guests. pretty neat, eh?

[delsol209]

wow thats hella coo but that dude is dumb, and ignorant you should of kept it lol hahaha jk

[wannaBstuntin]

Hispanic kid working at the gas station in downtown Springfield, MA (where I go to school unfortunately) comes out and says

"You ever race?"

 

"Yea, I point my 100 lb subs to the rear to get bass boost."

[lceah]

LOL

 

this kid, who has seen me driving in my last Honda, asked me "I thought you liked vtec's?"

 

[chris_agu28]

Nancy That is the funniest story I have ever heard. I glad know what i am talking about and do some type of research before i open my mouth. I wonder if the kid ever got his car back?

[delsol209]

yea she said that she gave it back like a couple of weeks later lol, and the sad thing was that his parents laughed about it

[Ben.]

Funniest sh*t evAr.

 

My cousin and myself are riding in his '01 F250 with the huge ass exhaust system you buy aftermarket and all..it's chipped, has quite a few mods and is actually relatively fast to be a crewcab on 20"s with mud tires wrapped around..

 

Needless to say we roll up on this mid 90's Accord with a wing, euro tails and white painted steelies..

 

Dude had his window down, my cousin actually revved on him in the diesel. We take off, the sheer soot that the exhaust from the F250 was putting out FILLED his cab and he had to turn off to open up the doors and windows.

 

Gave me a nasty case of the rofflitis.

[Nancy]

Gave me a nasty case of the rofflitis.

me too, i pictured it in my head and laffed.

[Hatch92]

thats hilarious dude

[Ben.]

He HONESTLY thought his automatic Accord was gonna win, too. Bumper hanging halfway off.

 

Was teh hilarity.