Ben. Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 So I'm riding downtown with my woman and this drunk ass redneck is pacing alongside us. He's very obviously staring at her and to a degree, it's irritating me. He tries to show out after we leave a redlight by flooring his POS Z71 and barely spinning the tires only AFTER he'd held down on the brakes for a minute. We roll up to the next light, only we're flopped, I'm facing HIS truck rather than my woman. I let him know, "Dude that was adorable, really it was." He responds, "I got your adorable right here in my pants." I respond, "Yea.. I was referring to that LITTLE burnout you just did..you know, how women say ADORABLE when they're talking about babies? Yea .. you have something little, cute and adorable in YOUR pants?" My woman started to crack up. He turned off. It was teh lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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