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Bwwwuuuaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa ha ha ha. Me and my buddies at work were discussing this the other day. If you found out that you had to go to prison for i don't know 10 years or so, what would you do when you get there to make a first impression of yourself? All of us kinda came to the conclusion of either smearing ourselves in our own crap, not wiping our ass ever, or intentionally walking up to someone in the shower with a bar of soap in your hand and throwing it on the floor with a mean look on your face while saying to the person "AREN'T YOU GOING TO PICK THAT UP......KAREN!!!".

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good luck with that , lol. you prolly wouldnt get away , depending on seriousnous of crime. your like a george yung , lol. hung would be like AAAAARRRIBBAAAA , VIVA LOS MEXXXICO , hahaha.

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I'd get out cranny. I'd post my bail, then drive all night and cross the border with a fake I.D. into Mexico and catch a plane from Mexico to a less obvious country with no extradition agreement with the US. It wouldn't be all that hard as long as I could post my bail and didn't have a tracking ankle bracelet (could even get around that if you had to.)

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good luck with that , lol. you prolly wouldnt get away , depending on seriousnous of crime. your like a george yung , lol. hung would be like AAAAARRRIBBAAAA , VIVA LOS MEXXXICO , hahaha.

 

That's from that one movie with martin lawrence right?

 

Prison would suck.

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