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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TLontheDL


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happy birthday :p ... i can only imagine what kind of story we'll be getting haha

 

Ironically you mentioned it. I was kicked out of a bar and told not to come back!! This is how it went down. a few friends of mine took me out to this karaoke bar. This girl buys me my first shot of the night along with some sushi. I went to go get my shot from the bar and went back to place it down at the table. Then I went to get the sushi b/c it was ready. By the time I got back to the table, my shot was gone. An officer came up to me and accused me of buying alcohol for a minor!!! WHAT THE EFFF?! He asked for my ID, took my picture and told me to not come back. I couldn't believe my what I was hearing? I thought it was a bday prank or some sh*t.. We were all escorted out the front door. Will I ever come back? No and not b/c I wasn't allowed to but b/c what went down wasn't cool at all. Some "child" got a free patron at my friends expense and me coming back for some good tex mex food.

 

So we went to another restaurant. I had to call everybody who was running late to meet at another location. In the end, I was driven home and escorted to my bed ahahaha!! Next morning...change bed spread :-

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soudns like my birthday... i remember rolling around on a picnic table out side and thats it. but my best freand gf was tellign me to stay awake so ic an get my "special surprise" that night... every one at the party thought she was talken about a 3 some :-p nah my best frand got me a banana hammocks form the porn shop he works at

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he says it boring... he sits around most the night watchen clerks 2 and fixen the dvds

 

he was goann bring a midget porn to my birthday tho:-p his gf wouldn't let him

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they where both good in tehre own way

 

clerks was more of a smart funny.. and idiot wouldn't get it

 

clerks 2 was geared to main stream so the jokes where more easy to get

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