xalexjx@yahoo.com Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Ricer = Object. (Est.-1990's?) A vehicle, usually of Japanese origin, front wheel drive drivetrain, engine displacement under 2 liters, in an inline configuration of 4 cylinders with weak horsepower & torque figures. But in extreme cases can be subjected to turbocharging and nitrous injection in an attempt to make vehicle faster. Other vehicle aspects are but not limited to: a round, chromed, straight-thru muffler with a chromed tip several inches bigger than the intermediate tailpipe. Sound is identical to a coffee can filled with bees or a hair comb covered with wax paper played like a harmonica. A wing mounted on the rear deck or trunk resembleing an erector set. Some with multi wings to create more downforce to slow the vehicle down. Stickers on any part of the vehicle I.E. doors, fenders. Most common being "type R", "NOS", "APC" and various old english script. Headlights that give off a blueish color to simulate HID systems. Fog lights with identical light patterns. A body kit made of fiberglass or plastic that gives the vehicle more of a streamlined look and to aid in handling such as a high speed flyby after losing a race. An onboard audio/video system that can exceed the value of the car, with multible amps, tv monitors, and various video gaming systems. A wheel & tire configuration with oversized chrome rims & low profile Z-rated tires to aid in high speed cornering in shopping mall parking lots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
civic_from_hell Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 damn if only we ricers knew as little about our cars as these a**holes that think their mustangs and camaros are so bad ass. the world would be a better place for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick B. Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Definition of R.I.C.E Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements. (R.I.C.E.) Parts put on cars to make them look fast, when they have no internal tuning, and are actually slow as hell. Parts usually consist of excessivley angular bodykits, large rear spoilers, neon, sponsor stickers, chrome rims, fake "coffee can" exhaust tips, and loud, annoying paint jobs and/or vinyls. Sometimes parts are do-it-yourself installed and are basically duct taped to the car. Most commonly known for being done to Honda Civics, but can also be done to slow domestic vehicles, such as a Chevy Cavalier, etc. "Yo dog, did you see the Civic that guy was rollin' in? it was so rice." "This guy's got nothin' under the hood, it's just rice. Smoke him." "What a riceboy, I bet he thinks his neons add 50 bhp!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Definition of R.I.C.E Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements. (R.I.C.E.) Parts put on cars to make them look fast, when they have no internal tuning, and are actually slow as hell. Parts usually consist of excessivley angular bodykits, large rear spoilers, neon, sponsor stickers, chrome rims, fake "coffee can" exhaust tips, and loud, annoying paint jobs and/or vinyls. Sometimes parts are do-it-yourself installed and are basically duct taped to the car. Most commonly known for being done to Honda Civics, but can also be done to slow domestic vehicles, such as a Chevy Cavalier, etc. "Yo dog, did you see the Civic that guy was rollin' in? it was so rice." "This guy's got nothin' under the hood, it's just rice. Smoke him." "What a riceboy, I bet he thinks his neons add 50 bhp!" I love you rbolander You said it before I got to I find it difficult to call just about any civic running a turbo rice, but maybe that's just me. To add to yours, "All show, no go" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick B. Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I love you rbolander You said it before I got to I find it difficult to call just about any civic running a turbo rice, but maybe that's just me. To add to yours, "All show, no go" thats cuz im a , love ya too man. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 rice = me I don't want to drive fast because I don't want cops on me. I prefer rice over pigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick B. Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 its acutally a known fact that pigs will pull over someone who looks like rice than someone who doesnt. especially if they saw someone speeding, but didnt quite make out the car then they pull up beside you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 A-men... My buddy (who used to be rice + turbo, lol) was pulled over 26 times in 3 years, and ticketed once... How shady is that? He said he was never really screwing around (he's good about saving it for the track) but the bacon can be cruel to ya sometimes... If you don't want to draw attention to your ride, make a sleeper out of a mini-van. Cops dig mini-vans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airjordan223 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 im gonna agree with bolander on the definition of rice ive never been pulled over with my lil ferrari, knock on wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Yea well my car sticks out alot more than even I would like, just because of that damn paint job and those tail lights. Funny you should say get a van though. My only 2 tickets were driving my mom's minivan. None in the Elantra, Sable, or Civic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolcat467 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Yea well my car sticks out alot more than even I would like, just because of that damn paint job and those tail lights. Yea well some people think because they have a gay paintjob and tail lights, they are the sweetest. Atleast you are gonna change that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IL3GL'88 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 If you don't want to draw attention to your ride, make a sleeper out of a mini-van. Cops dig mini-vans... +1 no tickets ever in my moms mini van but like eight or nine in various other vehicles, including a pos ford escort. damn if only we ricers knew as little about our cars as these a**holes that think their mustangs and camaros are so bad ass. the world would be a better place for everyone. r u saying that we as in us at hf are ricers. ok im sure u know the diff by now after reading this thread but talk for urself cuz most of us on here are not ricers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolcat467 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 r u saying that we as in us at hf are ricers. ok im sure u know the diff by now after reading this thread but talk for urself cuz most of us on here are not ricers. Dude he is saying that camaro and mustang guys are idiots. That's basically what he meant by this. He just said we are ricers just for dramatic effect. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I never had a ticket in my old mini-van (although I should have) but a week after I got my first Honda, I started getting tickets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airjordan223 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 well you probably drive your honda a lil differently than a mini van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wannaBstuntin Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 My only 2 tickets were driving my mom's minivan. None in the Elantra, Sable, or Civic. Although, I've had an accident in both the Sable and Civic (causes: snow and dumbass). Atleast you are gonna change that stuff. I can't wait to be able to paint this car (although it will be a while). Lights, maybe soon, but not worth it as much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 well you probably drive your honda a lil differently than a mini van I drive better in my honda. I used to floor it everywhere... Speedometer buried, etc. on my minivan. I cleaned up a lot when I got my car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 well you probably drive your honda a lil differently than a mini van Whoops, double post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IL3GL'88 Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Dude he is saying that camaro and mustang guys are idiots. That's basically what he meant by this. He just said we are ricers just for dramatic effect. lol oic my bad. i dont always catch sarcasm well over the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 I love you rbolander love ya too man. lol little e-f*g action happening. this is jeffro's face when bolanders giving it to him and this is bolanders face when he's giving it w00t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffro Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 lol... I'd say I love you too, but I'm pretty sure you belong to Chubs, so I'll just say I like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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