joecollins2 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Let's have our own version of Yo Momma. Only with out the contest part. Just throw up the jokes you have. Let's see who's the funniest round here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountaindewguy Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 yo momma so fat, when she wears heels... she strikes oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLontheDL Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 your mamas so cross eyed, your daddy left her for seeing someone else on the side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubs Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Yo mammas so fat it took a train and two busses just to get on her good side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLontheDL Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 yo mamma so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters yo mama so dumb, she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order yo mama so dumb, she bought a donut and returned it saying, "theres a hole in it." yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund yo mama so dumb, she went to a clippers game for a haircut yo mama so fat, when she went bungee jumping she went straight to hell yo mama so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SIR_VTEC Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Haha Yo mama's so stupid she thought she can get a jerry curl at valvoline lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyH22 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 your mother smells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecollins2 Posted June 15, 2006 Author Share Posted June 15, 2006 Those were all pretty funny! Except for that last gay ass post!!! J/K!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airjordan223 Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 yo mammas so nasty they make people eat her poon on fear factor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nancy Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 timmys mom is so nasty i wouldnt f*ck her with YOUR d*ck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohcVTEC-E Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Your mamma is so dumb the orange juice box said concentrate so she stared at it for 20 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thatguyishere Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Your mommas so fat, i told her its chilly outside, and she ran to grab a spoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick B. Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 your momma so ugly she used to get you drunk to breast feed you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 You're Mamma is so ugly the dog closed it's eyes to hump her leg. You're Mamma is so fat the scale said TO BE CONTINUED. You're Mamma is so dumb she thinks a Quarter Houres is the think in front of Wal-Mart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH6TunerDaniel Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Your mom is so dumb, she spells like Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick B. Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Your mom is so dumb, she spells like Batman. ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SexyH22 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Your mom is so dumb, she spells like Batman. that was freaking great i laughed so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountaindewguy Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 hahahahaha, that was f*cking funny. your momma makes about as much sense as eh6 when he's drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joecollins2 Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 Your mom is so dumb, she spells like Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolLesHonda Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Noobs won't get that one, but that was really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EH6TunerDaniel Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Im glad you guys liked it. Mountaindewguy raises a good point, I havent drank in a while, I need to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackH22A4 Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 people always say your mamas this and that. how about something positive. e.g. Your mammas so nice, she sucks my D**K for a penny. see mamas can be nice too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Oh ya EH6 tell you're mom I will pay her in about a week. It was $2 right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbohon Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Let's have our own version of Yo Momma. Only with out the contest part. Just throw up the jokes you have. Let's see who's the funniest round here.... damn i wanna f*ck your girl in the ass man! She is hot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 damn i wanna f*ck your girl in the ass man! She is hot Well if you mean my WIFE then I don't know what to tell you. You know that old saying " Guns don't kill people, Husbends that come home erly do" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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