TLontheDL Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 I was told this joke is older than dirt but it was new to me..i giggled >_< > A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees > this HUGE black guy standing next to him. > > The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: > "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 > pound right testicle, Turner Brown." > > The white man faints and falls to the floor. > > The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy > says, "What's wrong with you?" > > In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" > > The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give > you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet > tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle > weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is > Turner Brown." > > The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, > "Turn around!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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