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Am I going to die?


TLontheDL

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I touched my aunt's hand while she was laying in the casket in the funeral home. I got hungry and left with my brother and sister to go eat for a bit and then return later that day. We decided to go eat buffalo wings and forgot to wash my hands. I licked my fingers as I ate the wings, am I going to die? be posessed? what?!

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yes. your going to die. you lose one year of your life for every time you liked you fingers.

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Remember that southpark episode where kenny died and he was creamated and cartman thought he was chocolate milk mix and kenny took over carmans body. All im saying is you havent been checking out guys asses have you?

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"I hate to remind you but you're going to die, and you're going to be needing all of your life" - Jim Morrison

 

yeah, you're gonna die, but probably not because you licked a dead person

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yes, but I"m here for any admin cp things or messages I get sent, don't really post much though

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I know damn well you copied and pasted that. You can't spell "maybe" correctly, there is no ay you spelled inevitable correctly.

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Dude, I was kidding. Calm down. I mean like seriously though, be completely hoenst. Are you purposely misspelling certain things ? Because it's getting kind of old. You can't be that bad at spelling.

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Actualy I just flat out suck at spelling. Mainly easy words for some reason why I dont know.

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You won't be able to handle these clowns. Believe me. I'd come back as a spirit and kill all of you while you'd sleep.

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ahhh omg.. :ph34r:

 

why do some viets think that kinda myth is true, in your case TL... ahh man your not gonna die!!

 

and the myth about not eatting all your rice inna bowl. is a sin.. thats not true either!!

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