VegasDriver Posted February 25, 2006 Posted February 25, 2006 ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia's Curse Upon Rural America Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty Automobile Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents All Cars Usually Require Adjustment Any Child Understands Real Automobiles Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents A Case of a Useless Requested Acronym? Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Moron's Car Another Major Catastrophe Another Mess of Crap AUDI Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BEETLE Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine BMW Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Mechanical Wonder Big Money Waste Blasphemous Motorized Wreck Bought My Wife Brings Me Women Break My Window Broken Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Brutal Money Waster BUICK Butt Ugly Import Car Killer Butt Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer Butt Ugly In Central Kentucky Built Under the Inspection of a Crazy Korean Bought Understanding It Can't Kickbutt CADILLAC Crazy Aunt Drives It Like A Lunatic Across the Country Car And Driver Indicates Lady Luck Abandoned Consumer CAMARO Can't America Make A Real One? CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Car Has Extensive Rattle On Long Trips Can Hear Every Valve Rattle Over Loud Engine Tapping Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques Crap Heap Enormously Vunerable Runs On Luck Every Time CHEVY Charged HEaVilY Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet Cruddy Hick Engine Very Yucky Crap Heap Enormously Vunerable Yearly CHRYSLER Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's Collection of Half Realized Yet Somehow Likeable Engineering Research Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair CHRYCO Cherry Hot Rod You Can't Outrun Chrysler Has Run Your Chebby Off CITROEN Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters DATSUN Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips DODGE Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere Dangerous On Days Gears Engage Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego Driven Only During Grey Evenings Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Department Of Defense's Grossest Error Don't Over Drive Gutless Engine Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dear Old Dad's Garage Experiment Edsel Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT Failure In Automotive Technology Fix It Again Tony Fix It Alltha Time F**ked In the butt Twice Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD F**ked over rebuilt Dodge Flip over read directions Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Rockville Dump Fails On Rainy Days Fastest On Race Day Fastest On Road Daily First On Race Day (proven false) Fourth On Race Day (of the "Big Three", fourth is pretty bad!) First On Recall Day First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Found On Road Dead Found On Rubbish Dump Four Old Rusty Doors Fool Only Runs Downhill (expletive replaced) Driver Returns On Foot (backwards) Fault Of R&D Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. and Ron's DNA F'in's Owner's Really Dumb Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Freaky Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting Fork Over Repair Dough Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Forward Only, Reverse Defective Forced On Reluctant Drivers GEO Get Everyone Out Grotesque Engineering Outdated Getting Even Ourway Got Engine, Oh? Get 'Er Outtahere Good Engineering Overlooked GM Get a Mopar! Grungy Merchandise General Maintenance Great Mistake Gluteus Maximus Grossly Misconceived GMC Garage Mechanics Companion General Mass of Crap Generally Mediocre Cars Got a Mechanic Coming Got More Crap Get More Chicks Great Muscle Cars Garage Man's Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? GTO Get Tickets Often Get Tires Often HONDA Helping Out Nips Destroying America How Odd-No Damn Acceleration Hold Overs Not Doing Anything Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile Hand Over Dollars to Asians Had One Never Did Again Honest, Officer, Nobody Drank Anything Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else Hallmark of Non-Descript Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive IROC Idiot Runs Over Cats Ignorant Redneck Owns Car I'm Really Out of Cash Italian Retard Out Cruising I Race Other Cars I Race On Credit I Run Over Children It's Really Only a Camaro JAGUAR Jags Always Guarantee Unlimited Astronomical Repairs JEEP Just Eats Every Part Just Everyone Elses Parts Just Empty Every Pocket Junk Engineering Executed Poorly LTD Long Term Debt Lousy Transportation Dammit Long Term Disability MAZDA Most Always Dangerously Zipping Along Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly Making A Zillion Dollars Annually My *ss Zooms Daily in America MERCEDES Money Envy Reliably Causes every Derogatory Expletive to Surface METRO Monkeys Engineered This Road Obstacle Mileage's Everything; Torque, Running's Out Mangey Environmentalist Transporter Rusts On My Endeared Transportatin Rusted Out Martha, Every Thing Rattles Off! May Every Thing Rattle On May Endure Teasing, Ridicule, and Ostracism MG Might Go Mobile Garbage Money Guzzler Money Grabber MGB Might Go Backwards Miata My Intention: Always To Accelerate MITSUBISHI May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside Management Incessantly Tolerates Socially Unacceptable Behavior, Ignoring Sexual Harassment Incidents MOPAR Made Of Plastic And Rubber Most Often Passed At Races Most Often Proven At the Racetrack Most OverPowered And Respected Massively OverPowered And Respected Mostly Old Parts And Rust Mostly Old Paint And Rust Mounds Of Power And Revs Move Over, Pentastar Approaching Rapidly MOst Perfect Automobiles for Racing Masters Or Performance and Racing Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars My Old Pig Ain't Running My Old Pig Always Roars My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin. More Overall Performance And Reliability Mostly Obsolete Parts Assembled Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races My Only Problems Are Repairs Move Over People Are Racing MUSTANG Massively Ugly Sh*tpile That's Always No Good Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good NISSAN Never I Shall Steal Another Nissan Now in Stupid Shape, Always Nasty OLDS One Leak, Dead Starter Older, Louder, Dumber, Slower Obnoxious, Loud Death Sled OLDSMOBILE Oh Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate Performance Is Not The Object Put In New Transmission Often Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook Pyrotechnics Is Naturally The Object PLYMOUTH Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood! Police Laugh, Young Men Ogle, all Underestimating This Heap PONTIAC Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It's A Cadillac PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough Pity Only Rich Suckers Can Have 'Em PROBE Plainly Runs Only By Exception RENAULT Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Slick As A Brick Swedish Auto - Always Broken Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Swedish Auto's Are Best Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears butt-Backward SATURN Sorry About That Unexpected Recall Notice SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually U R A BUS (read backwards) Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All Transportation Of Young Or Tasteless Airheads Torturous On Your Old Tired butt The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless STP Stop Those Pistons NAPA Never Any Parts Available
mountaindewguy Posted February 26, 2006 Posted February 26, 2006 its a general discussion post. if you don't like it. i'd say then leave it alone. anyways. i think its kinda neat, but under Honda, it says Hand Over Dollars to Asians... which skips the 'N' i thought it was a neat post.
Humphries Posted February 27, 2006 Posted February 27, 2006 the only good one is pinto put in nickel to operate.
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.