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A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking

experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often

helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their

partner.

 

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

 

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He

couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that

was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he came up with a plan.

 

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway.

He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

 

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to

masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.

 

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his

pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept

his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

 

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

 

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

 

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while

you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five

minutes ago."

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well I told u....but u shouldn't have told me to post up my jokes. See ya'll men don't know how to communicate right w/ a woman. But w/e I dont care anymore. When one person does something others think that its wrong and until I see that someone even cares about me or what I do then I am no longer going to post here. Ya'll just being ungrateful. I am fed up with some people just treating me like crap in here.

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